Status Updates From Hiss and Tell (Harmony Glen)

I'm glad that she seems to have easy access to childcare but it's disconcerting for her to be having sex at his place and talking about forever with him without having a conversation with her kid.

I mean, I'm glad they aren't at her place where the kid could walk in on them but still. I'm not ready for them to be together, together

I get that sexy times are to be expected in this genre but it doesn't feel right when there's a kid involved and this is still so new.

Also, they're at his work and the kid is unsupervised. No. Don't like.

Awwwwww!!!! ❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭

An important convo at just the right moment. And a perfect response!

I love them!

Also, most places have sunshine laws that require public deliberation and decision making. It would be illegal to "deliberate and announce our decision by Friday,” if that's not done in public.

Authors, would you please research public processes!?

It's a public meeting that has to be appropriately noticed. You can't just move it in a whim.

I forgive you, author, for this small mistake because your story is otherwise SO compelling and we get to see the main characters be heroes for each other and that's beautiful.

Chosen family... the best part about single parent romances are when the love interest shows up for the kid!

❤️

The snakes are soooooo cute!

I don't like that all his coworkers seem to be kind of slimy. When has Library leadership been so prejudiced? Usually, Library people are awesome!

A three month suspension from the Library for using a curse word!? That seems needlessly harsh.

How have the last 3 chapters ended like it was the end of the book? Will this ever end?

So this is suddenly sex magic? Cool cool cool cool.

Idk if I can power through this. He didn’t really believe in the blood healing until he started researching it for Aspen, but he has all these ceremonial items now? Including a “golden bowl” that was passed down for generations and a knife engraved with ancient runes?? Uhhuh suuuure.

“You taste like honey and sin” lol kaaaaay. “you taste like my personal addiction” (OKAY, EDWARD CULLEN).

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! suddenly he has “two smaller snakes” that are not any of the 3 previously counted and named?!? How many times was he described with THREE FREAKING SNAKES?! IT’S BEEN ABSURD THIS WHOLE TIME BUT NOW THERE’S SUDDENLY MORE?!

How do 3 hair-snakes make a “living curtain” around 2 people kissing that makes anything feel “more intimate”?? Seems more like thin stringy hair to me 🤷‍♀️🤢

Hahaha he found “ancient tomes” that detail how a Gorgon once used his healing powers to cure a woman of her “burning sickness that lies dormant and wakes to plague lovers”?!? Hahahaha I’m dying at how absurd this is. “The description matches everything I know about herpes” 😂

… she has herpes?? I just went down a rabbit hole to research. Hsv2. Does she have it orally or genitally? The book mentioned not sharing drinks and wearing a mask, avoiding casual touching… but then she made out with Sebastian… soooo what’s the deal? Wouldn’t that infect him just as much (or more) as sharing drinks??

Aspen’s Yours is the dumbest virtual assistant company name I’ve ever heard.

This guy only has THREE snakes on his head? How stupid would that look?! Bald head with just 3 little snakes? Am I imagining this all wrong? How would that ever look cool? Medusa had like 10+ snakes right?? 3 sounds like male pattern baldness.

This author has clearly never been around a 4 year old.
“Mama you’re organizing the junk drawer again. You only do that when you’re worried about something.” “Is it about Mr. Sebastian? Because he likes you even when you’re messy. I can tell by the way his snakes sway with delight.” 🙄😂 yeah no 4 year old has ever said anything like that.