anonymous’s Reviews > Hiss and Tell > Status Update
anonymous
is 56% done
This author has clearly never been around a 4 year old.
“Mama you’re organizing the junk drawer again. You only do that when you’re worried about something.” “Is it about Mr. Sebastian? Because he likes you even when you’re messy. I can tell by the way his snakes sway with delight.” 🙄😂 yeah no 4 year old has ever said anything like that.
— Jun 12, 2026 08:09AM
“Mama you’re organizing the junk drawer again. You only do that when you’re worried about something.” “Is it about Mr. Sebastian? Because he likes you even when you’re messy. I can tell by the way his snakes sway with delight.” 🙄😂 yeah no 4 year old has ever said anything like that.
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anonymous
is 99% done
How have the last 3 chapters ended like it was the end of the book? Will this ever end?
— Jun 12, 2026 04:20PM
anonymous
is 77% done
Idk if I can power through this. He didn’t really believe in the blood healing until he started researching it for Aspen, but he has all these ceremonial items now? Including a “golden bowl” that was passed down for generations and a knife engraved with ancient runes?? Uhhuh suuuure.
— Jun 12, 2026 03:15PM
anonymous
is 73% done
“You taste like honey and sin” lol kaaaaay. “you taste like my personal addiction” (OKAY, EDWARD CULLEN).
— Jun 12, 2026 02:58PM
anonymous
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WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! suddenly he has “two smaller snakes” that are not any of the 3 previously counted and named?!? How many times was he described with THREE FREAKING SNAKES?! IT’S BEEN ABSURD THIS WHOLE TIME BUT NOW THERE’S SUDDENLY MORE?!
— Jun 12, 2026 02:54PM
anonymous
is 70% done
How do 3 hair-snakes make a “living curtain” around 2 people kissing that makes anything feel “more intimate”?? Seems more like thin stringy hair to me 🤷♀️🤢
— Jun 12, 2026 02:50PM
anonymous
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Hahaha he found “ancient tomes” that detail how a Gorgon once used his healing powers to cure a woman of her “burning sickness that lies dormant and wakes to plague lovers”?!? Hahahaha I’m dying at how absurd this is. “The description matches everything I know about herpes” 😂
— Jun 12, 2026 02:02PM
anonymous
is 60% done
… she has herpes?? I just went down a rabbit hole to research. Hsv2. Does she have it orally or genitally? The book mentioned not sharing drinks and wearing a mask, avoiding casual touching… but then she made out with Sebastian… soooo what’s the deal? Wouldn’t that infect him just as much (or more) as sharing drinks??
— Jun 12, 2026 08:29AM
anonymous
is 57% done
Aspen’s Yours is the dumbest virtual assistant company name I’ve ever heard.
— Jun 12, 2026 08:12AM
anonymous
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This guy only has THREE snakes on his head? How stupid would that look?! Bald head with just 3 little snakes? Am I imagining this all wrong? How would that ever look cool? Medusa had like 10+ snakes right?? 3 sounds like male pattern baldness.
— Jun 12, 2026 08:10AM
