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How have the last 3 chapters ended like it was the end of the book? Will this ever end?

So this is suddenly sex magic? Cool cool cool cool.

Idk if I can power through this. He didn’t really believe in the blood healing until he started researching it for Aspen, but he has all these ceremonial items now? Including a “golden bowl” that was passed down for generations and a knife engraved with ancient runes?? Uhhuh suuuure.

“You taste like honey and sin” lol kaaaaay. “you taste like my personal addiction” (OKAY, EDWARD CULLEN).

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! suddenly he has “two smaller snakes” that are not any of the 3 previously counted and named?!? How many times was he described with THREE FREAKING SNAKES?! IT’S BEEN ABSURD THIS WHOLE TIME BUT NOW THERE’S SUDDENLY MORE?!

How do 3 hair-snakes make a “living curtain” around 2 people kissing that makes anything feel “more intimate”?? Seems more like thin stringy hair to me 🤷‍♀️🤢

Hahaha he found “ancient tomes” that detail how a Gorgon once used his healing powers to cure a woman of her “burning sickness that lies dormant and wakes to plague lovers”?!? Hahahaha I’m dying at how absurd this is. “The description matches everything I know about herpes” 😂

Aspen’s Yours is the dumbest virtual assistant company name I’ve ever heard.

This guy only has THREE snakes on his head? How stupid would that look?! Bald head with just 3 little snakes? Am I imagining this all wrong? How would that ever look cool? Medusa had like 10+ snakes right?? 3 sounds like male pattern baldness.

This author has clearly never been around a 4 year old.
“Mama you’re organizing the junk drawer again. You only do that when you’re worried about something.” “Is it about Mr. Sebastian? Because he likes you even when you’re messy. I can tell by the way his snakes sway with delight.” 🙄😂 yeah no 4 year old has ever said anything like that.