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If I had a new book to read, I'd DNF this book. If it weren't the last book in the series, I'd DNF this book. I'm fairly disgusted with this one, maybe because I was hopeful in the beginning.

Princess Leah? PRINCESS LEAH??

Someone hold me back.

#PrincessLEIAyounerfherder

I don’t understand the deal with this vampire who just showed up. He sounds like a robot programmed to repeat he’s gay and have zero emotions. “I’m gay. I like fashion. I’m gay. Also I’m gay.” Like.....what?

So I didn’t realize this was a #4 when I picked it up, but it doesn’t seem to matter at all.

The only thing that bothers me currently is that all the other titles have the word ‘entity’ in them. Why stop that in the last book? I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.

Also ‘entity’ is a bit of an awkward word choice.

Entity. :P

I knew this book would be bad but this author uses exclamation points on every other page, the gay character is only identifiable as gay because of his fashion sense and the fact that he’s a Pilates instructor, the love interest is an asshole and racist and sexist, and she can’t write dialogue to save her life.

I can’t go on anymore tonight. It’s so bad but I’m gonna year this book end from end tomorrow.

God this book is a fucking abomination. Every single plot device is unbelievably convenient and the only thing attractive about the guy is the fact that he has muscles. Everything else (racism, sexism, douchbaggery, controllingism, etc) is abhorrent.

Don’t ask. I found this at the dollar store while I was with my friends and bought it so I could make fun of it. I had no idea it was book four in a series but it seems like you can read these in any order so yeah. Here we go. This is about to be one of the single weirdest reading experiences of my life.