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Don’t ask. I found this at the dollar store while I was with my friends and bought it so I could make fun of it. I had no idea it was book four in a series but it seems like you can read these in any order so yeah. Here we go. This is about to be one of the single weirdest reading experiences of my life.
— Jan 12, 2018 06:51PM
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Jade
is on page 131 of 304
I knew this book would be bad but this author uses exclamation points on every other page, the gay character is only identifiable as gay because of his fashion sense and the fact that he’s a Pilates instructor, the love interest is an asshole and racist and sexist, and she can’t write dialogue to save her life.
— Jan 14, 2018 11:33AM
Jade
is on page 44 of 304
I can’t go on anymore tonight. It’s so bad but I’m gonna year this book end from end tomorrow.
— Jan 14, 2018 01:38AM
Jade
is on page 25 of 304
God this book is a fucking abomination. Every single plot device is unbelievably convenient and the only thing attractive about the guy is the fact that he has muscles. Everything else (racism, sexism, douchbaggery, controllingism, etc) is abhorrent.
— Jan 14, 2018 01:16AM
