Status Updates From My Billionaire Triceratops ...

I have no shame. I love Chuck's most recent horror works so it's only right that I check out his most popular works.

Lord forgive me for I have become to curious to ignore this on the Amazon Smut list

if rubinah recommends, i read. simple as that.

The title enough, was the 2nd object I noticed. The first was the HOTTTT GUY ON THE FRONT COVER. Last BUTT not least. It was the dinosau with the top hat!

BIGFOOT. MUMMY.

No se como le voy a explicar a mi esposo que gaste dinero en este libro. La curiosidad me gano.

I've read some weird orgasm descriptions, but this one takes the cake

also I'm way off with the page numbers but 22 % in and the saucy parts happen, the author wastes no time

"Oliver has been around long enough not to growl or roar when someone turns him down, even his former owner. He’s a triceratops who’s aged to perfection and has all of the confidence and charm that come with it. He doesn’t need me."

this shit is golden i stg

"triceracock"

This is so amazing. I'm having so much trouble reading more than a paragraph at a time because it's just all pure gold.

It's happening.

A mindless gay sex friend ?

His apartment seems unfeasibly large for a struggling small-time film editor in New York

Is there any possibility Mr. Tingle was off his face when he wrote this, because a triceratops does not have claws, tiny arms, or sharp teeth.herbivore, dude

"...triceracock!" *snort* Snort number...shit, I lost count.

Oh shit! Goodbye nice Dino...hello Dom Dino!

At my son's baseball practice and a dad just asked me what I was reading. *big pause* Um...a Jurassic Park kind of a read?

Of course, those days I was still buried deep within the closet, anyway, and as far as I knew triceratops and human relationship rarely ever worked.
*snort* You don't say.

Well that was... somthing else.

No lube. Again.

*sigh*

“You’ve been working out.” I manage to say through the flurry of kisses. “Dancing.” He responds. “It’s good for a dinosaur’s bod.”

"My body is literally trembling with anticipation"