Status Updates From F*ckin' With Me

Officially referencing my ex’s as “Throwbacks”

I have a boyfriend!!

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The day was a whole muthafucka.

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at first, the forensic scientist in me took over for a second to think about the DNA that his finger left in me. I shunned the thought though.

Simonette girl!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

“It’s not her fault that we haven’t met. I prefer not to meet people who don’t like my best friend. You know, it might put tension in our friendship if I crashed out on her evil momma and sister.”

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