Status Updates From Moon Bite (Hexverse)

yeah no I'm icked tf out lmao

""I can't believe you're a virgin.""
I'm so sorry but I'm getting icked tf out lmfao WE GET IT HE'S A VIRGIN AND HE'S SO SPECTACULARLY GOOD AT SEX omfg please stop

"She's a warrior. A survivior."
We're talking about period cramps and a sunburn here, btw. Not her actual trauma
It gives the same thing that guys say to girls about their stretch marks being "tiger stripes" or some corny shit like that

I'm sorry...IT'S A FCKING SUNBURN, come on now

typo should be "parents'" instead of "parent's"

typo spaces in ellipses

I'm sorry, I know it's a thing, but please don't make me have to read "alphahole" unironically again. it's bad enough that it's on the back of the book in the synopsis

typo i think we're missing a word here