Status Updates From The Johnson Sisters

54:50 Ch. 4 - I knew I shouldn't have wasted my time finishing this chapter. It's beyond clear that someone doesn't write what they know. I've never heard of an hour-long selling anything party; the snacks and product demonstration take longer than that. 7 inches is not considered big for that product or in general; women don't talk like this! If you invite your questionable friend to a party after they did that to y

34:18 4 minutes into Ch. 3 - I know they are not going to spend another minute talking about deep-throating bananas. Is there any story here or is it just a series of filler scenes?

30:35 Ch. 3 - I feel like I read this book before, but after pursuing my mind I think it was Miss Pearly's Girls and just the party scene. I have made a connection but I'm going to put a pin 📌 in it and decide next week.

10:15 Ch. 2 Phoenix - They have 5 sisters in the blurb, then MC says she 5 sisters but, "3 girls in one bedroom and 2 in the other," (Where did the 6th child sleep?), finally they name her 5 sisters saying Renée, the second sister died at 16. Sloppy writing out of the gate is not a way to start off the story. I'm going to try to ignore it.

ok...Now I'm in Chapter 8....This is ridiculous....the sister wants to get her three male cousins to jump on the sister's boyfriend....but back in chapter 5, they couldn't help their sister fight...this is silly and it's going to be tough for me to get through the rest of this book if it continues to go like it's currently going.

This fight in chapter 5 is totally unbelievable! There's 4 sisters still left at the party and Dawn gets into a fight with Paige....Paige basically molly whops Dawn and Dawn's sisters didn't help her....PURE B*LLSH*T...There's no way that sisters would allow another person to jump on their sister and beat her up...

I am on Chapter 11 and honey let me tell you, I swear I am watching a movie! I need to read this book with popcorn!