Status Updates From The Monster I've Become

“It’s obvious I’m a bug infested psycho.” When no one said anything to that, I sighed dramatically. “Someone should say, ‘No, that’s not true, Tate.’ ” “But it is true!” Eric shook his head. “You are acting like a mad woman... and for what?” Dr. Eric in the house! “Because my best friend is dead, asshole.” “That’s nice. Calling your dead best friend an asshole. Your mother would be ashamed.” Teehee

His eyes glowed as the skeleton beneath his skin revealed itself. “You will become mine whether you like it or not. The sooner you realize it, the better off the rest of the world will be. Together we will take control of the supernaturals and they will serve us as the ultimate rulers.” “Well, I can see someone has gone off the deep end. Did you drink a little bit of psycho today?”

“Do you remember your name?” My vision was blurry, but I could tell someone large was towering over me as their hands clutched my shoulders. “I’m going to kill you,” I grumbled. “Hi, Going to Kill You, my name is Evander.” Btw squee @ a book for Evander, I missed this world

Pulled straight in to this story, loving it so far

Omg this book is crap