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dammit, liz
dammit, liz is 47% done
"Your chocolate starfish is super sexy. Makes me want to shoot my foamy love bribe all over you."

I am deceased.
Dec 23, 2016 08:29PM Add a comment
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Alicia
Alicia is 41% done
"That's it my little fuck pony. Make some noise. Whinny your appreciation for my mighty purple-headed yoghurt slinger" <---bahahaha. I love Rory's attempted 'porn' talk.
Nov 20, 2016 11:47PM Add a comment
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Ami
Ami is 4% done
Have enough angst and drama from my last book. Hopefully this one will be light and humorous enough to entertain me.
Mar 05, 2016 02:26AM Add a comment
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Catherine
Catherine is 63% done
"I'd give up my mushy peas for you" = British for "I think you're adorable and I want to bone you."
Feb 29, 2016 05:42PM Add a comment
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Valerie ❈M/M Romance Junkie❈
Valerie ❈M/M Romance Junkie❈ is 16% done
Bloody buggering fucknuts.

New curse combo!! I am going to use the hell out of that.
Feb 29, 2016 04:17PM Add a comment
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Catherine
Catherine is 50% done
*sings* You're kinky and you know it.
Feb 29, 2016 04:49AM Add a comment
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Nick Pageant
Nick Pageant is 40% done
"That's it, my little fuck-pony. Make some noise. Whinny your appreciation for my mighty purple-headed yogurt slinger."

description
Feb 28, 2016 05:06PM Add a comment
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Susan
Susan is 10% done
“B-because I need to perform fellatio on someone with an above average sized penis in the next ten minutes.”
“You what?” Rory rubbed at his ears in case they were playing tricks on him again, but he was pretty sure he’d caught that right. “You want to give me a blowjob? Why?”
Feb 25, 2016 11:45AM Add a comment
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Tal
Tal is 17% done
"bloody buggering fucknuts" ...have to try that one out @ work tomorrow :D
Feb 24, 2016 04:21PM Add a comment
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Tal
Tal is 6% done
roflmao!
Feb 24, 2016 04:04PM Add a comment
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*Bohemian*
*Bohemian* is 24% done
So far poignant, filthy, good fun!
Feb 23, 2016 12:14PM Add a comment
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Renée
Renée is 8% done
I am not up on my English vernacular. What is a bedsit?
Feb 16, 2016 08:48PM Add a comment
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Ele
Ele is 80% done
Knob=cock for Brits. I just can't get used to it.
Feb 16, 2016 12:13PM Add a comment
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