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dammit, liz
is 47% done
"Your chocolate starfish is super sexy. Makes me want to shoot my foamy love bribe all over you."
I am deceased.
— Dec 23, 2016 08:29PM
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I am deceased.
Alicia
is 41% done
"That's it my little fuck pony. Make some noise. Whinny your appreciation for my mighty purple-headed yoghurt slinger" <---bahahaha. I love Rory's attempted 'porn' talk.
— Nov 20, 2016 11:47PM
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Ami
is 4% done
Have enough angst and drama from my last book. Hopefully this one will be light and humorous enough to entertain me.
— Mar 05, 2016 02:26AM
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Catherine
is 63% done
"I'd give up my mushy peas for you" = British for "I think you're adorable and I want to bone you."
— Feb 29, 2016 05:42PM
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Valerie ❈M/M Romance Junkie❈
is 16% done
Bloody buggering fucknuts.
New curse combo!! I am going to use the hell out of that.
— Feb 29, 2016 04:17PM
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New curse combo!! I am going to use the hell out of that.
Nick Pageant
is 40% done
"That's it, my little fuck-pony. Make some noise. Whinny your appreciation for my mighty purple-headed yogurt slinger."
— Feb 28, 2016 05:06PM
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Susan
is 10% done
“B-because I need to perform fellatio on someone with an above average sized penis in the next ten minutes.”
“You what?” Rory rubbed at his ears in case they were playing tricks on him again, but he was pretty sure he’d caught that right. “You want to give me a blowjob? Why?”
— Feb 25, 2016 11:45AM
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“You what?” Rory rubbed at his ears in case they were playing tricks on him again, but he was pretty sure he’d caught that right. “You want to give me a blowjob? Why?”
Tal
is 17% done
"bloody buggering fucknuts" ...have to try that one out @ work tomorrow :D
— Feb 24, 2016 04:21PM
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Renée
is 8% done
I am not up on my English vernacular. What is a bedsit?
— Feb 16, 2016 08:48PM
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Ele
is 80% done
Knob=cock for Brits. I just can't get used to it.
— Feb 16, 2016 12:13PM
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