Status Updates From Men Are Better Than Women

Took me exactly 2 minutes to research the author and understand this book is clearly a satire. People who gave this book 1 star without even reading it, and didn’t even do any research about it, are a part of the problem of why our society is collapsing. Anyways I am going to enjoy this because i can take a joke :)

What more could you possibly say 😔🥀

Someone got divorced recently…

I wonder what someone named 'D!ck Masterson' would write (kinda sad that your name has to be censored, D!ck. Technically, I don't have to because it's a name but I still want to.)

This is so funny wtf

He literally talks about how he almost set his house on fire and he is glad because “at least there is only 2% of women fire fighters.”
Idk if im going to be able to finish this book

Only on page three and it’s already kicked into full gear.
Ik this is meant to be a joke book, but let’s be for real 😔🥀

I have figured out this is rage-bait so congrats on successfully baiting my rage

i have no idea what to expect whether it's a secret feminist book or complete bs but i'm going in blind with no review readings at all so let's see

I am going to assume this book is unserious considering the fact the author signed the introduction with his last name, which is Dick. I am doing this purely for entertainment and cuz i like laughing at myself.

My goal is to prove the author wrong and read this book from beginning to end and having fun so wish me luck lol

preread: 💙🩷

alright, I got this off of Amazon, so this is how I start the book 243 Pages of Bullshit

so excited!!!!!!

“The fact is, besides Nicolas Cage and Jack Black, no man has ever told Angelina Jolie where she can shove it, despite how obviously she definitely fucking needs to.”

TIME THE FUCK OUT WHY ARE YOU BRINGING REAL WOMEN INTO THIS TF? i bet your idol is brad pitt the woman beater or something holy shit

Women's entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobes? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes, and fuck definitely. Men don't go in for that sort of womanly silliness. If we men are dissatisfied, we pick up and move out.

🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️
you….. you wrote 200 pages about why you hate women dude

i hope his wife is abusive as fuck and anytime he tries to report her to the police they tell him to shut the fuck up and stop being a little bitch beccause men cant get abused ✌️

“Guns are awesome. In fact, a gun is the manliest thing there is. Guns are like a penis that makes things blow up.”

does he know he sounds like a five year old right now

The fear of looking like a jackass, rhe fear of getting kicked in the teeth for "accidentally" grabbing some seemingly unauended woman's boob; fear is what keeps men coloring within the lines and preparing for rough weather ahead.

is he joking about sa im actually so fucking done

“What's the worst thing a man's ever done? I don't even care and it doesn't matter, because nothing could be dumber and more transparent than marrying a convicted murderer.”

have y’all heard about those man who raped the turkeys at butterball farm?

“WOMEN ARE THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS.”


yet its men who get a whole ass mental health awareness month RIGHT after may which is literally mental health awareness month? 😭

“Unprotected sex is 100 percent women's fault.”

we cant be serious bud its always the men that beg to not wear a condom

“Beer makes ugly and fat women attractive, which is something ugly women can't do for themselves, because they're too busy getting fat.

beer makes men fat what are we on i have NEVER seen a beer belly on a women bro 😭 also if you search him up this man is literally balding with a receding hairline and fat as shit himself

“If you think female-to-male transsexuals are men, I've got a brand new Ferrari to sell you. I painted it on the side of a sack of shit.”

heres what dick has made fun of this book:

•women (obv)
•transexuals
•women (obv)
•eating disorders
•women (obv)
•lesbians (who arent real apparently 😔)
•nine year olds
•women (obv)

“WOMEN FEEL SORRY FOR RAPISTS”

im not even gonna comment on this chapter title

“Women are colder than men because they're fat and love to complain. If you need anything more scientific, why the fuck do you think they have periods-for fun?”

what the fuck does this even mean bro the more skinny you are the more easy it is for you to get cold thats common sense 😭 ✌️

“Women's brains are like a urinal on a boat: useless.”

you go on and on about class and how only males have class but you pee in the ocean? dude.

“Like every man in the world, I fucking hate cats.”

well actually beastility sexual intercourse with animals has a 34% prevelance among men so im not too sure about that but

“Women are all like Hitler-“

i thought hitler is a man and no women would ever be equal to men tf?

“Why else but because of testicles would
men even talk to women or have sex with them at all, since women are so goddamn lousy at it?”

idk bro go get stick your dick in a mans ass or smth then ✌️

“Successful women have never failed.”

surprised his peewee dumb little man brain was able to come up with this conclusion all by himself

i would actually rather take zade meadows over this man oh my GOD

“Mothers don't need a bunch of buIIshi t and spectacle for Mother's Day.
Mother's Day was created by Hider to encourage breeding among the Nazi nation.”

what the FUCK is he trying to say