Status Updates From Men Are Better Than Women

“The fact is, besides Nicolas Cage and Jack Black, no man has ever told Angelina Jolie where she can shove it, despite how obviously she definitely fucking needs to.”

TIME THE FUCK OUT WHY ARE YOU BRINGING REAL WOMEN INTO THIS TF? i bet your idol is brad pitt the woman beater or something holy shit

Women's entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobes? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes, and fuck definitely. Men don't go in for that sort of womanly silliness. If we men are dissatisfied, we pick up and move out.

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you….. you wrote 200 pages about why you hate women dude

i hope his wife is abusive as fuck and anytime he tries to report her to the police they tell him to shut the fuck up and stop being a little bitch beccause men cant get abused ✌️

“Guns are awesome. In fact, a gun is the manliest thing there is. Guns are like a penis that makes things blow up.”

does he know he sounds like a five year old right now

The fear of looking like a jackass, rhe fear of getting kicked in the teeth for "accidentally" grabbing some seemingly unauended woman's boob; fear is what keeps men coloring within the lines and preparing for rough weather ahead.

is he joking about sa im actually so fucking done

“What's the worst thing a man's ever done? I don't even care and it doesn't matter, because nothing could be dumber and more transparent than marrying a convicted murderer.”

have y’all heard about those man who raped the turkeys at butterball farm?

“WOMEN ARE THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS.”


yet its men who get a whole ass mental health awareness month RIGHT after may which is literally mental health awareness month? 😭

“Unprotected sex is 100 percent women's fault.”

we cant be serious bud its always the men that beg to not wear a condom

“Beer makes ugly and fat women attractive, which is something ugly women can't do for themselves, because they're too busy getting fat.

beer makes men fat what are we on i have NEVER seen a beer belly on a women bro 😭 also if you search him up this man is literally balding with a receding hairline and fat as shit himself

“If you think female-to-male transsexuals are men, I've got a brand new Ferrari to sell you. I painted it on the side of a sack of shit.”

heres what dick has made fun of this book:

•women (obv)
•transexuals
•women (obv)
•eating disorders
•women (obv)
•lesbians (who arent real apparently 😔)
•nine year olds
•women (obv)

“WOMEN FEEL SORRY FOR RAPISTS”

im not even gonna comment on this chapter title

“Women are colder than men because they're fat and love to complain. If you need anything more scientific, why the fuck do you think they have periods-for fun?”

what the fuck does this even mean bro the more skinny you are the more easy it is for you to get cold thats common sense 😭 ✌️

“Women's brains are like a urinal on a boat: useless.”

you go on and on about class and how only males have class but you pee in the ocean? dude.

“Like every man in the world, I fucking hate cats.”

well actually beastility sexual intercourse with animals has a 34% prevelance among men so im not too sure about that but

“Women are all like Hitler-“

i thought hitler is a man and no women would ever be equal to men tf?

“Why else but because of testicles would
men even talk to women or have sex with them at all, since women are so goddamn lousy at it?”

idk bro go get stick your dick in a mans ass or smth then ✌️

“Successful women have never failed.”

surprised his peewee dumb little man brain was able to come up with this conclusion all by himself

i would actually rather take zade meadows over this man oh my GOD

“Mothers don't need a bunch of buIIshi t and spectacle for Mother's Day.
Mother's Day was created by Hider to encourage breeding among the Nazi nation.”

what the FUCK is he trying to say

“Women are not better-looking than men.”

even the most misogynistic pos men can admit that women are beautiful what are we TALKING about bro

“Seventy percent ofviolent murderers and rapists were raised by single mothers.
That proves men are better than women at raising children so fast that I need to take a breather.”

and 97% of men ARE rapists that proves that women have better character in general so fast i need to take a breather!

“When writing this book, I heard some horseshit from people about how I was wrong. Copernicus heard a lot of horseshit about how he was wrong too. So did Jesus.”

he called himself god OH MY FUCKING GOD

guys i thought thie was an anonymous book ITS NOT SEARCH UL THE AUTHOR HE IS FUCKING UGLY HOLT SHIT

Let me list the last few presents I got
from women:
1. Ankle socks-I have never ever in my life worn this
type of sock.
2. Tag Body Spray.
3. A shirt with pink and lime green stripes.
4. Dove soap.
These were things I needed about as much as I needed a broken bicycle

😭 the women in his life are so funny for that oh my god SOAP they’re definitely telling him smth

“Faster means better. All men know that.”

i suppose thats why you last 17 seconds in tje bedroom huh dick?

“Women are just silly and superficial
and think they can solve problems by flushing them down the toilet in a dark bathroom. Try getting a job instead.”

you DEADASS wrote a whole chapter about why women shouldnt be in the workforce because they fuck uo everything stop contradicting yourself you pea brained little bitch

What about the problems men have with their selfimage?
I'm joking! No man has ever given a shit about what he looks like.

yeah no kidding thats why you guys are either ugly as shit

im actually clocking out hes started making fun of womans eating disorders

taking any sapphic book recs to read after this im so disgusted with the male race right now ✌️

Just walk up to some hot lady at a bus stop and say, "You look like a really nice girl." All Aboard. Next stop: Getting Laid. Population: you.

😂 this actually made me fucking LAUGH oh my GOD