Status Update

khadeja is 25% done

Let me list the last few presents I got
from women:
1. Ankle socks-I have never ever in my life worn this
type of sock.
2. Tag Body Spray.
3. A shirt with pink and lime green stripes.
4. Dove soap.
These were things I needed about as much as I needed a broken bicycle

😭 the women in his life are so funny for that oh my god SOAP they’re definitely telling him smth

— Jul 28, 2025 04:14PM

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khadeja is 80% done

“The fact is, besides Nicolas Cage and Jack Black, no man has ever told Angelina Jolie where she can shove it, despite how obviously she definitely fucking needs to.”

TIME THE FUCK OUT WHY ARE YOU BRINGING REAL WOMEN INTO THIS TF? i bet your idol is brad pitt the woman beater or something holy shit

— Jul 28, 2025 08:16PM

khadeja is 80% done

Women's entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobes? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes, and fuck definitely. Men don't go in for that sort of womanly silliness. If we men are dissatisfied, we pick up and move out.

🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️
you….. you wrote 200 pages about why you hate women dude

— Jul 28, 2025 08:10PM

khadeja is 80% done

i hope his wife is abusive as fuck and anytime he tries to report her to the police they tell him to shut the fuck up and stop being a little bitch beccause men cant get abused ✌️

— Jul 28, 2025 08:06PM

khadeja is 80% done

“Guns are awesome. In fact, a gun is the manliest thing there is. Guns are like a penis that makes things blow up.”

does he know he sounds like a five year old right now

— Jul 28, 2025 07:59PM

khadeja is 80% done

The fear of looking like a jackass, rhe fear of getting kicked in the teeth for "accidentally" grabbing some seemingly unauended woman's boob; fear is what keeps men coloring within the lines and preparing for rough weather ahead.

is he joking about sa im actually so fucking done

— Jul 28, 2025 07:55PM

khadeja is 69% done

“What's the worst thing a man's ever done? I don't even care and it doesn't matter, because nothing could be dumber and more transparent than marrying a convicted murderer.”

have y’all heard about those man who raped the turkeys at butterball farm?

— Jul 28, 2025 07:54PM

khadeja is 69% done

“WOMEN ARE THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS.”

yet its men who get a whole ass mental health awareness month RIGHT after may which is literally mental health awareness month? 😭

— Jul 28, 2025 07:48PM

khadeja is 69% done

“Unprotected sex is 100 percent women's fault.”

we cant be serious bud its always the men that beg to not wear a condom

— Jul 28, 2025 07:46PM

khadeja is 69% done

“Beer makes ugly and fat women attractive, which is something ugly women can't do for themselves, because they're too busy getting fat.

beer makes men fat what are we on i have NEVER seen a beer belly on a women bro 😭 also if you search him up this man is literally balding with a receding hairline and fat as shit himself

— Jul 28, 2025 07:44PM

khadeja is 69% done

“If you think female-to-male transsexuals are men, I've got a brand new Ferrari to sell you. I painted it on the side of a sack of shit.”

heres what dick has made fun of this book:

•women (obv)
•transexuals
•women (obv)
•eating disorders
•women (obv)
•lesbians (who arent real apparently 😔)
•nine year olds
•women (obv)

— Jul 28, 2025 07:31PM

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message 1: by Jude of Hearts (semi-hiatus) (new)

Jul 28, 2025 04:19PM

Wait is the author being fr

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message 2: by khadeja (new) - rated it 1 star

Jul 28, 2025 04:21PM

@jude of hearts he would probably tell you it’s satire but you can tell everything he writes about women comes from the heart he absolutely hates them

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message 3: by Jude of Hearts (semi-hiatus) (new)

Jul 28, 2025 04:28PM

khadeja wrote: "@jude of hearts he would probably tell you it’s satire but you can tell everything he writes about women comes from the heart he absolutely hates them"
just read ur other status updates I just wanna know how u can keep reading this I would've LITERALLY thrown my book/kindle out the window without looking back 😭

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message 4: by khadeja (new) - rated it 1 star

Jul 28, 2025 05:15PM

@jude of hearts im powering through cuz someone yesterday on goodreads posted that its illegal (her words) to rate a book one star without finishing/reading it and i dont want to get arrested 😧

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