khadeja’s Reviews > Men Are Better Than Women > Status Update

“The fact is, besides Nicolas Cage and Jack Black, no man has ever told Angelina Jolie where she can shove it, despite how obviously she definitely fucking needs to.”

TIME THE FUCK OUT WHY ARE YOU BRINGING REAL WOMEN INTO THIS TF? i bet your idol is brad pitt the woman beater or something holy shit

Women's entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobes? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes, and fuck definitely. Men don't go in for that sort of womanly silliness. If we men are dissatisfied, we pick up and move out.

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you….. you wrote 200 pages about why you hate women dude

i hope his wife is abusive as fuck and anytime he tries to report her to the police they tell him to shut the fuck up and stop being a little bitch beccause men cant get abused ✌️

“Guns are awesome. In fact, a gun is the manliest thing there is. Guns are like a penis that makes things blow up.”

does he know he sounds like a five year old right now

The fear of looking like a jackass, rhe fear of getting kicked in the teeth for "accidentally" grabbing some seemingly unauended woman's boob; fear is what keeps men coloring within the lines and preparing for rough weather ahead.

is he joking about sa im actually so fucking done

“What's the worst thing a man's ever done? I don't even care and it doesn't matter, because nothing could be dumber and more transparent than marrying a convicted murderer.”

have y’all heard about those man who raped the turkeys at butterball farm?

“WOMEN ARE THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS.”


yet its men who get a whole ass mental health awareness month RIGHT after may which is literally mental health awareness month? 😭

“Unprotected sex is 100 percent women's fault.”

we cant be serious bud its always the men that beg to not wear a condom

“Beer makes ugly and fat women attractive, which is something ugly women can't do for themselves, because they're too busy getting fat.

beer makes men fat what are we on i have NEVER seen a beer belly on a women bro 😭 also if you search him up this man is literally balding with a receding hairline and fat as shit himself

“If you think female-to-male transsexuals are men, I've got a brand new Ferrari to sell you. I painted it on the side of a sack of shit.”

heres what dick has made fun of this book:

•women (obv)
•transexuals
•women (obv)
•eating disorders
•women (obv)
•lesbians (who arent real apparently 😔)
•nine year olds
•women (obv)