Status Updates From Confessed

“You look like you could make getting communion into a misdemeanor.”

“Honestly, I don’t mind the money vanishing. It’s handy to have, but it comes and goes. None of it means anything. It’s all too forced to be real. I want a real life”

“You stopped too fast!” she says, marching right up to me like I don’t outweigh her by a hundred and seventy pounds and I don’t tower over her by at least a foot. Totally fucking fearless.”

“I was driving a perfectly good Dodge 3500 Cummins turbo diesel Hemi V8. I hotwired it not an hour ago from the back lot of a Walmart fifty miles away, outside Knoxville. I was doing just fine until she came along.”

I’ve never loved an instalove story still this one!

Really funny. Writing voice is strong.

Pretty sure this is the hottest meet in a fender bender I’ve ever read!!! 😍😍😄