Jasmine’s Reviews > Confessed > Status Update

“Honestly, I don’t mind the money vanishing. It’s handy to have, but it comes and goes. None of it means anything. It’s all too forced to be real. I want a real life”

“You stopped too fast!” she says, marching right up to me like I don’t outweigh her by a hundred and seventy pounds and I don’t tower over her by at least a foot. Totally fucking fearless.”

“I was driving a perfectly good Dodge 3500 Cummins turbo diesel Hemi V8. I hotwired it not an hour ago from the back lot of a Walmart fifty miles away, outside Knoxville. I was doing just fine until she came along.”