Status Updates From Healing Jacob

Review to come.

Lucas knelt down in front of me, his hand on my knee. "Stop rambling," he chided. "It's not that I don't want to stay, Jacob. Of course I do. But I also know that you don't want to be dependent on me."

Hmm... dude, he asked you to stay and watch a movie, not take care of him for the rest of his life.

The last thing I wanted was for Jacob to think he was the rebound guy.

Oh, good Lord. Jacob is the rebound guy.

There's sexy dirty talk during sex. Then there's Lucas during a blowjob. He hasn't shut up since it started.

I couldn't even think of a snappy comeback. I just ducked my head and walked out the front door.

Fuck Lucas Deveraux.

My sentiments exactly. Prick.

Run, Jacob, run!

Stay away from this dumb ass.

I hope the author did a damn good job redeeming this jerk or it'll be a DNF or low rating. I'll give it the benefit of the doubt for a couple of chapters before I walk away.

No, no, no!

Grr!

Let's hope that one line is not the kiss of death for me with this book. I am not liking Lucas at the moment.

WTF????

Does WATER work in the vagina as lube? If it doesn't work in an area that makes its Own lube, why would anyone think it would work in an area that doesn't?

Water does not = lube in shower sex. Especially anal sex. 2nd Sex Scene: 0 stars.

Instalove, lack of character development, and misinformed approach to this genre have me close to DNFing this one.

No. Just no.

If an author is going to write gay sex, the author should know something about anal sex. Specifically male anal sex. If the bottom is a Virgin (or not!) and the top's cock is "huge", then spit for lube is NOT enough. It's not sexy to imagine the pain this would cause. It just makes the reader feel sorry for the bottom while thinking the top is uncaring. First sex scene: 0 stars.