Status Updates From Dream of a Waking Man (Tale...

Brad really is raking in best boyfriend of the month points, here. 🥰

Aww, this was so sweet. 🥹

I feel I've lived a lifetime with these characters... Getting ready to say goodbye with the beginning of the end feels ... surreal.

// Good deal!!

// The format of this book is fucking weird! Why on earth would it end that way and why use epilogues as continuation? I get what the author is doing because the epilogues are continuation and there will be several of them, with the last one being a wonderful HEA, but still!!

// So instead of charging and arresting the guy that threw a brick at Kyle’s head, the judge is arguing about semantics so he can save his precious fucking ego! That guy better have been pounded by the law!!

// I hate that the guy is even protecting the name of the person that fucked him over and beat him to hell and back! That fucking bigot homophobic kid deserves for Jackson to expose him because what he did was a crime and it was a hate crime at that!

// The author is destroying this book with a lack of editing and proofreading!! The inconsistencies are just pulling me out of the story!!

// Sometimes I wonder just how over-the-top this author is going to go about the ignorance within the United States in the world at large, and then I acknowledge that it’s not just the United States that is full of ignorant, and the States is most definitely full of it, but the world as a whole is incredibly ignorant and bigoted and prejudiced and racist and homophobic and anti-Semitic and all the evil things!!

// This book feels like it’s 10,000 pages long!! So damn verbose and long-winded!!

Also, Kyle not getting a witness was a fucking stupid move indeed!! At least the convo was recorded!!

// This book is riddled with typos!! I’m trying to ignore them but it is worth mentioning!

// The fuck is this author doing? 911 dispatch does not hang up on its callers!! This author’s writing is obnoxious as fuck right now and the over the top bullshit just for the sake of angst is absurd!!

// 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!

// So the author is really starting to irritate me and you know what, I’m thinking this author’s writing is just not for me anymore!! Also the hypocrisy of Americans about language when they don’t give a fuck about action is absurd to me! They don’t give a damn about rapist murderers and Nazi homophobes running the streets, but heaven forbid you say the word fuck!!

// “The three Stooges must be a white thing ’cause I don’t remember Fuckface.”

~ The Three Stooges is pop culture ... what the fuck does that have anything to do with race?!? I cannot stand that this author went there, this preachy author who is using social issues to sound elevated somehow, when all he sounds like is fucking irritating and ignorant!!

// I’ve had enough of this author going to fade to black! He had once said he wants to give his characters privacy and while I do get that, these guys are already in their 20s, so don’t be a fucking prude, because now you just sound obnoxious and self righteous and wholly irritating!!

Kelly ... he committed suicide, that’s true, does it suck? Maybe! Is it his own fucking fault? Absolutely! We can’t forget that he was a fucking bully and he chose what he chose and that’s the end of it! For Kyle to continue to harp on it, goes beyond understanding, and straight into obnoxious as fuck and even patronizing and egomaniacal! To think you can save someone who doesn’t want to be saved is absurd!!!

// The fuck is that supposed to mean? Kyle, you obviously fucking knew that from the very beginning, especially the last few years, you most definitely fucking knew that it would be forever and ever! Unless you mean you’re realizing it will never change and that he really truly wants you forever and ever and ever and ever! You guys are it for eternity!!

// “She was quiet for a few moments and then said in a quiet voice, “That one is a keeper.”
Slipping the ring back on I had to agree. “Yeah, I’m beginning to see that.”

// OH MY GOODNESS!! OMG OMG OMG 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😊😊😊😊😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️!! I AM SO HAPPY THIS HAPPENED ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️!!! What an incredible marriage proposal!!!

// Now the author is just pissing me off and I kind of want to slap him, because he’s making everyone sound illiterate in the way that they all use the word “anyways”, which means it’s the author who is ignorant!! He either fucking doesn’t know the correct word or he’s trying to make everyone from small-town-USA sound like an ignorant illiterate!! Author, fucking stop it and wisen up!!

// As a sidenote I cannot stand when people say “love you” and not “I love you”, the former simply sounds like it’s an afterthought! AUTHOR, stop fucking writing “love you”! It’s obnoxious as fuck!

// Dude if the woman is a fucking idiot then it’s OK to tell her she’s a fucking idiot!!

// The colossal amount of SMACKDOWN Kyle is about to deliver is going to be EPIC!! Kyle is a brilliant motherfucking BADASS 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊!! Brad is of course right along there with him!!!

// So many fucking grammatical mistakes ... it’s PORED not poured, when referring to research material!!

Also the fact that Kyle says getting a gun shoved in his face (in a previous book) was mainly his fault is absolute fucking bullshit! Absolutely no part of that was his fault! Not ever!!!!

This author’s credibility really suffers here BC this is where some of his writing stutters and his ignorance impacts the MC he is trying to portray as genius! You can’t write a brilliant character if you’re ignorant about some of the facts that you are spewing! Again, Simpson was never found innocent, he was found not guilty and he was acquitted due to the lack of evidence, but they didn’t find him innocent!

// “Remember when O.J. went to trial and he was found innocent?”

~ This pisses me off! Author, know your fucking facts and if you don’t know them, research them so that you do! I am pretty positive that Simpson was found “not guilty” and was acquitted! Being found not guilty is not the same as being found innocent, he was found not guilty simply because there wasn’t enough evidence to find him guilty!!!!

// 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊!!

// Gahhhhhhhh so friggin’ good!!! This author is ridiculously underrated!! Everybody should be buying and reading his books!!

// “It’s not like I’m a trial lawyer anyways. I can’t do anything for them.”

~ For such an intelligent guy and such a perfectionist and everything that he does, you would think that Kyle knows it’s anyway not anyways!! The fact that the author writes it that way is obnoxious as fuck, because he’s not proving anything with that!!