Status Updates From Zakota (Star Guardians, #5)

Continuing my summer holiday binge of brain candy romances, I've moved onto sci-fi romance now. Let's see how we go ...

“Juanita was surprised he had come out. Picard had never fraternized with his crew, after all.”
NICE.

“What did you order him?” Katie asked. “LEGOs.” “LEGOs?” “A Star Wars Super Star Destroyer. It has over 3,000 pieces. It’s for ages sixteen and up.”
This is actual brilliance.

I hope the Stardians share biodegradable dinnerware with the earthlings cuz damn

Star Guardians is such a goofy term. I’d rather you double down and go with Stardians.

They don’t have yeasted bread but they have wheat?

“Maybe Brian at the office would let her borrow his Jeep. She could throw Zakota and Orion in the back, and if they flipped it, their brawny Star Guardians could heft it back upright.”
Nbd borrowing a car and flipping it

How is Juanita accessing Wikipedia without internet also from across the galaxy

“the archons had let the Earthlings decide among themselves which nations were important enough to warrant representation”
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

Star Wars deep cut in the middle of this epic battle

Aw dude

“When Katie had volunteered to help, it hadn’t occurred to her that she was going into battle on the losing side.”
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A ROMANCE WTF I DIDN’T COME HERE FOR EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENTS

Instead of a proper Death Star they made a Borg Cube Death Star. Way to mix shit up.

Hoo boy I’m stressed rn

Damn Christian Science is everywhere.

Paul Blart: Space Station Mall Cop

“Men don’t shop. They make acquisitions.”
Stop.

Still haven’t explained the Syanese Incident

“Young Dwayne Johnson” like come on it’s The Rock that shit will never change.

Gods they’ve been wearing the same clothes for like a month now. I would go insane.

“Space fleet military experience is required. On spacecraft.”
Valid point.

Clunky