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Kristina is 63% done

“When Katie had volunteered to help, it hadn’t occurred to her that she was going into battle on the losing side.”
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A ROMANCE WTF I DIDN’T COME HERE FOR EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENTS

— Oct 21, 2017 06:36AM

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Kristina is 97% done

“Juanita was surprised he had come out. Picard had never fraternized with his crew, after all.”
NICE.

— Oct 21, 2017 10:16AM

Kristina is 96% done

“What did you order him?” Katie asked. “LEGOs.” “LEGOs?” “A Star Wars Super Star Destroyer. It has over 3,000 pieces. It’s for ages sixteen and up.”
This is actual brilliance.

— Oct 21, 2017 10:12AM

Kristina is 96% done

I hope the Stardians share biodegradable dinnerware with the earthlings cuz damn

— Oct 21, 2017 10:08AM

Kristina is 94% done

Star Guardians is such a goofy term. I’d rather you double down and go with Stardians.

— Oct 21, 2017 10:05AM

Kristina is 92% done

They don’t have yeasted bread but they have wheat?

— Oct 21, 2017 08:31AM

Kristina is 89% done

“Maybe Brian at the office would let her borrow his Jeep. She could throw Zakota and Orion in the back, and if they flipped it, their brawny Star Guardians could heft it back upright.”
Nbd borrowing a car and flipping it

— Oct 21, 2017 08:24AM

Kristina is 86% done

How is Juanita accessing Wikipedia without internet also from across the galaxy

— Oct 21, 2017 08:15AM

Kristina is 84% done

“the archons had let the Earthlings decide among themselves which nations were important enough to warrant representation”
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

— Oct 21, 2017 08:10AM

Kristina is 66% done

Star Wars deep cut in the middle of this epic battle

— Oct 21, 2017 07:30AM

Kristina is 64% done

Aw dude