Kristina’s Reviews > Zakota > Status Update

“Juanita was surprised he had come out. Picard had never fraternized with his crew, after all.”
NICE.

“What did you order him?” Katie asked. “LEGOs.” “LEGOs?” “A Star Wars Super Star Destroyer. It has over 3,000 pieces. It’s for ages sixteen and up.”
This is actual brilliance.

I hope the Stardians share biodegradable dinnerware with the earthlings cuz damn

Star Guardians is such a goofy term. I’d rather you double down and go with Stardians.

They don’t have yeasted bread but they have wheat?

“Maybe Brian at the office would let her borrow his Jeep. She could throw Zakota and Orion in the back, and if they flipped it, their brawny Star Guardians could heft it back upright.”
Nbd borrowing a car and flipping it

How is Juanita accessing Wikipedia without internet also from across the galaxy

“the archons had let the Earthlings decide among themselves which nations were important enough to warrant representation”
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

Star Wars deep cut in the middle of this epic battle

“When Katie had volunteered to help, it hadn’t occurred to her that she was going into battle on the losing side.”
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A ROMANCE WTF I DIDN’T COME HERE FOR EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENTS