Status Updates From Redneck

What an outrageous romance novel.😂 you just can’t this seriously. He killed his cheating fiancée and her lover and fed them to the hogs. Then off he went to college where he fell in love at first sight with the h and ends up kidnapping and locking her up at his cabin. Crazy town…😂

many regrets

Why do I find the voice of t-bone so g’damn funny?

"The little chart I’d started keeping after finding the tampons in her trash told me all I needed to know about her breeding season, and I knew down to the day when I would snatch her and bring her home."

Wow. This just reached a whole new level of creepy.

Let's see what all the fuss is about......

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
Lemme measure how wide your hips are
So you can bear my man babies
*gag*
Why do I do this to myself

"I have a face full of hair, and the one on my head grows down past my shoulders."

Darn you Eve Recinella (Between The Bookends), now I can't stop laughing at this. I keep picturing charlie brown with his one little curl.

Remember T-Bone in the hilarious writing of Jordan Silver "didn't give a f&ck!"

WTF Am I reading here this guy is thinking it's romantic to kidnap and rape a someone....

Nasty

Okay I don't think I can finish this one. He just raped her! And I just threw up. "When I’d cum about the fourth time I was plum worn out. After cleaning up after cumming in her ass, I’d rubbed my cock all over her exposed body, even letting it sit on her lips and coaxing her tongue to lick me in her sleep, I especially liked that."
He drugged her and raped her! It can't get worst!