Status Updates From The Guy in the Window

MY EEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEES MYYYYYY EEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSS I SHOULVE LET THIS DIE IN 2017 WHY DID I HAVE TO—FUCK

I dont get why i should feel anything towards this couple. They are just two sick fucks who do some sick shit, and can somebody tell me where is Adam's personality?? cause i certainly cant find it

I need to cleanse my eyes with clorox and get a lobotomy ASAP

“Christmas isn’t far away,” I mentioned as we headed to the locker rooms. “An uncle is allowed to give his nephew gifts.”
An uncle probably wasn’t allowed to watch his nephew masturbate, but that was neither here nor there.

OMG JAIL!!!!!!! JAIL THE FUCK NOW LOCK HIM UP

So now we're getting to the bizarreness. Oo-kay. I dislike Everett so much, and Adam is so fucked up. Everything is so fucked up!! I'm mildly horrified and completely engaged with this shit6

Just starting what was supposed to be a "wtf lol this is so bizarre" read but now i have a lump in my throat and im actually so anguished because it's unbelievable how lonely women can be in a loveless marriage, and fuck everett you worthless misogynist!!!!!! Redhead women rock!!!!

What the hell is this formatting? Each chapter says “EVERETT” but then at the end it randomly jumps POVs to the other MC, but it doesn’t have his name. It just changes to italics. Why title the chapters with Everett’s name if you don’t do the same for the other MC. No need to italicize an entire section of the book. Just label it so we know the POV changed. It’s so weird and unnecessary.