Status Updates From My Dark Knight (Kings of He...

BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU AWWWWWWWWWWWW

oh do i see mr Commitment Scawy making a, gasp, commitment???!!!

two hot ladies right in front of him and my man spaces out thinking about his not-quite-boyfriend aww..

babe how about you Google the word bisexual

Knight i know you're a hoe but why are you such a hoe

elliot i feel for you and your abandonment issues but is the ghost of a sadistic serial killer really it

oh my god don't do it you silly little man

uh oh i know attachment issues when i see them

part of me feels a little bad for elliot, he has no one else but the fucker who literally TRIED TO KILL Him.. but also he is old enough to fucking know better than to constantly antagonise everybody around him

oh my god elliot you are too dumb to exist 😭😭😭😭😭

much like Laurent, Elliot is also horrendously naive despite actually living in this world. and yes, he should be called out because at this point naivety crosses over into ignorance

im getting so much second hand embarrassment from Elliot oh my gooood he is such a true crime girlie

yyyaayyyy love a knight in shining armor!!! hehe get it, Knight

Not my favorite pairing but I'm invested enough to read on.

Ughhh I funkin love and internet nemesis love story 😆

I’m wondering if I should just skip this one. I’m just not going to be able to ever get over Elliott’s disgusting feelings about a serial killer. He makes no sense and is obviously very mentally ill. He cannot be a romantic hero for me. I don’t want him in a relationship, I want him to get professional help.

I'm not sure I can get behind this gay incel as one of my heroes, regardless of this being dark romance with morally grey heroes.