Revy’s Reviews > My Dark Knight > Status Update

BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU AWWWWWWWWWWWW

oh do i see mr Commitment Scawy making a, gasp, commitment???!!!

two hot ladies right in front of him and my man spaces out thinking about his not-quite-boyfriend aww..

babe how about you Google the word bisexual

Knight i know you're a hoe but why are you such a hoe

elliot i feel for you and your abandonment issues but is the ghost of a sadistic serial killer really it

oh my god don't do it you silly little man

uh oh i know attachment issues when i see them

part of me feels a little bad for elliot, he has no one else but the fucker who literally TRIED TO KILL Him.. but also he is old enough to fucking know better than to constantly antagonise everybody around him

oh my god elliot you are too dumb to exist 😭😭😭😭😭