Status Updates From 吞海（破云2）

How to reject a hot guy (as a hot guy yourself):
a) tell him you are not gay
b) tell him you are not interested
c) tell him you already are in a relationship
d) tell him his parents died for a stupid reason and that he is stupid for thinking he can avenge them and that he and his dead parents are dumb and this all sucks. All this in front of his parents' grave.

(the correct answer is, obviously, option d)

So Wu Yu clearly has PTSD and Bu Chonghua apparently has some major fucking anger management issues. This will be interesting!

Ladies and gentlemen we have our first kiss! Although it was more of a peck on the lips

Uh oh I know I said I wanted the romance to finally start but holy shit Bu Chonghua flirting is actually fucking terrifying

Yan Xie: "Why would an ordinary subordinate have your house key, given that you're a workaholic with obsessive-compulsive disorder and a control freak with severe autism?"
Bu Chonghua: ".."

(Oh Yan Xie, I missed you. Truly a man only Jiang Ting can tolerate)

The chemistryyyyy omfgggg it’s killing me, KISS ALREADY

Bro I’ve read for like an hour and made 1% progress 😭 that was like seven chapters. Danmei with thousands of pages are fucking up my reading challenge. Now I look like a sucker who needs half a year to read a book.

Aaaaan suddenly I'm again in the mood for Error: Metamorphosis, so byee for now!

There’s been no romance or flirting so far but omfg the chemistry they have? I don’t think I’ve ever been this excitedly looking forward to two characters getting together. They are going to be an amazing match.

see this is what I'm talking about, Wu Yu had a full on mental breakdown and just completely (and violently) fell apart - cue the usually stern and cold Bu Chonghua going full on caretaker mode - being uncharacteristically* kind, noticing every detail, aaaa. Yan Xie from the prequel also did this but he always ruined it by some dumb ass joke. Bu Chonghua is better. *(since no one gets to see this side of his ever)

As someone who likes seeing characters have panic attacks, fall apart mentally, have crashouts… this book fucking DELIVERS. Holy shit

Okay I need to edit my MTL. Manually moving all the highlights will be a pain but I’m tired of Bu Chonghua changing to Zonghua and most of all - being called Infantry Detachment xD

Mmm sudden urge to come back to reading this. Why did no one tell me detective/crime solving danmei is sooooooo good.

Bu Chonghua is basically a more serious version of Yan Xie and Wu Yu is a less serious version of Jiang Ting. And I actually like this better? :D Wu Yu cracks sarcastic jokes to break tension and is more approachable and Bu Chonghua doesn’t ruin serious moments with fart jokes.

“Zhang Xiaoli scurried away like a rabbit with prolapsed rectum”
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wHAT

Ooops, we are both covered in rotten corpse juices and there is only one functional shower! Cue Bu Chonghua’s gay awakening

Oh ok so the author changed her mind about Bu Chonghua going to Yan Xie’s wedding but she didn’t change how Yan Xie had just puked all over him. And then she had Wu Yu also puke all over Bu Chonghua. Poor guy, to be just full body puked on by two separate grown men xD

Ugh I kinda hate the enemy part in enemies to lovers, like why do they treat each character other so badly :( you are both traumatized and need each other, damn you slow burn, get together and start healing, get some comfort after all the hurt! It kills me to see them both being so lonely but also snapping at one another :( I suspect Bu Chonghua already has a lil crush but that makes Wu Yu’s coldness all the worse

Sometimes you can pinpoint the exact part, the exact line, where you started to love a character. This happened to me once Bu Chonghua said “I’m home” to his empty apartment, immediately in love with this broken man.

WTF I did my own MTL of the raws and chapter 7 in the fan translation is missing a huge chunk?! Wu Yu gets shown a sketch of the skull and brings up the shaman rituals to Bu Chonghua, which is then followed up on in later chapter. This never happened in the FTL which is why the later chapter felt weird, referring back to something that didn’t happen. Did they just skip this? Or are my raws some updated version?

ok nevermind I take back my last update, I just MTL'd the raws and these ALSO don't have the breaks between paragraphs. You know, like one or two empty lines to separate different scenes? Chapter 11 is a confusing mess because of this D: so I can't be angry at the translator.... tho I might stick with MTL because ugh the fan translation is ROUGH. It reads like some older MTL... :(

the fan translation not using paragraph breaks and having so many mistakes is slowly but surely driving me up the wall. UGH

Oh I love Bu Chonghua already.

So far pretty good, Wu Yu and Bu Chonghua are very different from Jiang Ting and Yan Xie (that's always a big worry when reading more books by one author, they might just recycle the characters and their dynamics)

“Bu” is such a cute surname. Almost as cute as “Chu”. Too bad this Bu here is a serious man… with such a cute sounding surname it’s so hard to see him this way :D

Oh wow they weren’t joking, the first chapter alone spoils so much of Breaking Through the Clouds. This is one of the cases where you really CANNOT start with the sequel

So the guy who crashed Yan Xie’s wedding and who had also puked all over him (twice)(not at the wedding tho) is this book’s main love interest? Color me intrigued.