Status Updates From First (99 Daddies, #1)

// This is such a wonderful book so far 😊😊😊!!

// I am really really really liking the premise and how this book is starting out … It is really hitting the spot in terms of what I’m looking for right now and I’m really liking how things are playing out here!!

// Massive amount of points removed due to the author using the word “anyways”!! It’s not endearing, it’s not cute, it’s not excusable in any capacity, it’s just fucking obnoxious and just plain ignorant!!

// Wait, I thought there was a supposedly incredibly strict no touching rule!!

// Cute and funny, I suppose because the author says so, but that is a highly unlikely no matter the universe and incredibly irritating, because Nick is there to represent the company that he’s working for and properly tend to the person paying for it all, which is the guy that he’s mouthing off to! Incredibly rude and grounds for termination of employment!! I don’t find that funny in the slightest!!

No it’s the third act conflict ugh the miscommunication please God make it stop

Nothing says first date with an older man like him taking you to go birdwatching