Status Updates From Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer

So his name is Big Al, and the winning quote so far is " he churned my insides into a soft satisfying butter" 🙃
Oh and she fed him her injured arm because he was hungry, now thats love.
10/10 so far

What the fuck is dees, ik heb psychologische bijstand nodig.

Bookclub Ségra na drátě pick, recenze brzy v podcastu

A NEW KIND OF PLEASURE BUILT UP, RADIATING ALONG EVERY NERVE IN HER BODY AS BIG AL’S CYLINDER OF LOVE PUSHED AGAINST THE SLIPPERY WALLS OF HER DEEPEST CAVE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM GONNA FUCKING DIE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA 💀💀💀💀💀💀

I’d read more MF if there was more “cylinder of love” mentions ahahah

“Together, the allosauruses lifted the woman, their swollen penises waving like meaty flags”
👏👏👏👏👏👏
THIS IS ABSOLUTE CLITERATURE GUYS 😭

“He didn’t know whether to eat her or take her front behind” ARE THESE REALLY THE ONLY TWO OPTIONS MR DINOSAUR?????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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…wtf am I actually reading…? 😂😂