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Chelsea
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“He didn’t know whether to eat her or take her front behind” ARE THESE REALLY THE ONLY TWO OPTIONS MR DINOSAUR?????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
— Apr 03, 2026 11:59PM
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A NEW KIND OF PLEASURE BUILT UP, RADIATING ALONG EVERY NERVE IN HER BODY AS BIG AL’S CYLINDER OF LOVE PUSHED AGAINST THE SLIPPERY WALLS OF HER DEEPEST CAVE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM GONNA FUCKING DIE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I’d read more MF if there was more “cylinder of love” mentions ahahah
— Apr 04, 2026 04:02AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM GONNA FUCKING DIE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I’d read more MF if there was more “cylinder of love” mentions ahahah
Chelsea
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“Together, the allosauruses lifted the woman, their swollen penises waving like meaty flags”
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THIS IS ABSOLUTE CLITERATURE GUYS 😭
— Apr 04, 2026 03:11AM
👏👏👏👏👏👏
THIS IS ABSOLUTE CLITERATURE GUYS 😭
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Apr 04, 2026 03:00AM
Chelsea what the fuck is this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Either my coffee had a little ✨something✨ sprinkled in, or you've picked up a dinosaur beach read - either way, I want that review!! 😂😂
Cath wrote: "Chelsea what the fuck is this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"HAHAHAHAHAHA I DONT KNOW?! I NEEDED TO SPICE UP MY LIFE?!?! Ahahahahahahahahahahahah 🤣🤣🤣🤣 my friend told me to read it because I don’t read MF and she said… well, it’s not MF…. It’s a woman and a Dino…. And I said….. you’re so righ….. ahhahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Teru wrote: "Either my coffee had a little ✨something✨ sprinkled in, or you've picked up a dinosaur beach read - either way, I want that review!! 😂😂"HAHAHAHAHAH what you’re seeing is real babes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and the Dino ate off her arm and then cheated on her… BY 14% IN?!? What else is gonna happen?!?!? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS HAHAHAHAHAH
