Status Updates From Древни извънземни на Марс

He's talking about how there's every reason to think a planet he made up once supported complex life and so did Mars and its like

Buddy the moon can't even support complex life and that's closer to the sun than mars

Pareidolia is one hell of a drug

Mike frustrates me because the thing he's talking about here IS legitimately interesting but instead of having any kind of genuine intellectual curiosity he's just like "and obviously it's aliens"

FOURTY SIX fucking pages about his damn Moon Pyramid image from the COD Zombies forum (which if it was real, and it isn't, could easily be just A Weird Hill) before we get to Mars Jfc

Mike keeps saying nonsense and then going "this other conspiracy nut said it came from here so that prove it"

Buddy you may as well have just gone "trust me bro"

Oh my gd Mike doesn't know what upscaling a low resolution image does to the image quality 😭

He hasn't gotten to Mars Aliens yet btw he's still ranting about a critic of his

I like that this whole section is just Mike demonstrating that he somehow has even LESS than a layman's grasp of how to use adobe photoshop

Mike literally demonstrated how he (Mike) is wrong and went "I just wanted to show you an example where I'm right and he's wrong"

Okay well you didnt do that

Mike the reduced version is LITERALLY better quality than your reduce noise filtered version

You gotta stop showing me images man they do not support your arguments

YOU DO NOT KNOW MORE ABOUT SPACE THAN CARL FUCKING SAGAN MIKE

I cannot emphasize enough how Mike gets put on History Channel shows

So idk why he's acting like qualified astronomers and astrophysicists going "yeah this guy is a moron who doesn't know what he's talking about and here's why" is silencing him

He's now comparing another scientist to Sheldon Big Bang Theory I think??

Anyway I'm not being paid by NASA so Mike when I say you don't know what you're talking about and you're making yourself look stupid you can know that I mean that from my heart

Okay idk why he put "Dr Phil" in quotes bc Phil Plait has a PhD

I thought he meant Dr Phil from TV was a paid shill for NASA for a moment and I was fascinated by the world Mike had created

But no this is just him calling an actual scientist with a PhD who knows more than him a paid shill

Imagine being so mad that one scientist who knows more than you is debunking your blog posts during his breaks at work that you accuse NASA of using him as a paid shill for Big Space

You are not that important man

History channel has inflated your stupid little ego

Gd Mike is so fucking self important.

Bro I promise NASA does not give one single shit about you

I mean would argue that an ectopic pregnancy is “a little bit pregnant”

I might even argue that being early in a pregnancy is being “a little bit pregnant”

Depends on what you mean by "a little bit" which is nonspecific language and often figurative

Mike, buddy, in the nicest way possible: a man reading your publicly available blog and responding with legitimate criticism that you don't like is not cyberstalking