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He's talking about how there's every reason to think a planet he made up once supported complex life and so did Mars and its like

Buddy the moon can't even support complex life and that's closer to the sun than mars

Pareidolia is one hell of a drug

Mike frustrates me because the thing he's talking about here IS legitimately interesting but instead of having any kind of genuine intellectual curiosity he's just like "and obviously it's aliens"

FOURTY SIX fucking pages about his damn Moon Pyramid image from the COD Zombies forum (which if it was real, and it isn't, could easily be just A Weird Hill) before we get to Mars Jfc

Mike keeps saying nonsense and then going "this other conspiracy nut said it came from here so that prove it"

Buddy you may as well have just gone "trust me bro"

Oh my gd Mike doesn't know what upscaling a low resolution image does to the image quality 😭

I like that this whole section is just Mike demonstrating that he somehow has even LESS than a layman's grasp of how to use adobe photoshop

Mike literally demonstrated how he (Mike) is wrong and went "I just wanted to show you an example where I'm right and he's wrong"

Okay well you didnt do that

Mike the reduced version is LITERALLY better quality than your reduce noise filtered version

You gotta stop showing me images man they do not support your arguments

YOU DO NOT KNOW MORE ABOUT SPACE THAN CARL FUCKING SAGAN MIKE