Corey’s Reviews > Ancient Aliens on Mars > Status Update
Corey
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He's talking about how there's every reason to think a planet he made up once supported complex life and so did Mars and its like
Buddy the moon can't even support complex life and that's closer to the sun than mars
— Mar 17, 2026 02:08PM
Buddy the moon can't even support complex life and that's closer to the sun than mars
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Corey
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Mike frustrates me because the thing he's talking about here IS legitimately interesting but instead of having any kind of genuine intellectual curiosity he's just like "and obviously it's aliens"
— Mar 15, 2026 08:35PM
Corey
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FOURTY SIX fucking pages about his damn Moon Pyramid image from the COD Zombies forum (which if it was real, and it isn't, could easily be just A Weird Hill) before we get to Mars Jfc
— Mar 13, 2026 05:11PM
Corey
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Mike keeps saying nonsense and then going "this other conspiracy nut said it came from here so that prove it"
Buddy you may as well have just gone "trust me bro"
— Mar 13, 2026 05:08PM
Buddy you may as well have just gone "trust me bro"
Corey
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Oh my gd Mike doesn't know what upscaling a low resolution image does to the image quality 😭
— Mar 13, 2026 04:43PM
Corey
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He hasn't gotten to Mars Aliens yet btw he's still ranting about a critic of his
— Mar 13, 2026 02:22PM
Corey
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I like that this whole section is just Mike demonstrating that he somehow has even LESS than a layman's grasp of how to use adobe photoshop
— Mar 13, 2026 02:21PM
Corey
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Mike literally demonstrated how he (Mike) is wrong and went "I just wanted to show you an example where I'm right and he's wrong"
Okay well you didnt do that
— Mar 13, 2026 02:20PM
Okay well you didnt do that
Corey
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Mike the reduced version is LITERALLY better quality than your reduce noise filtered version
You gotta stop showing me images man they do not support your arguments
— Mar 13, 2026 02:01PM
You gotta stop showing me images man they do not support your arguments
Corey
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YOU DO NOT KNOW MORE ABOUT SPACE THAN CARL FUCKING SAGAN MIKE
— Mar 13, 2026 05:37AM
