Status Updates From Nocilla-trilogie

I hate these books so much. They're so pretentious. Wdym that the main character can only sleep on beds that have the same proportion as A4 paper? I'm skimming the rest of this last book, idgaf

Finna end it all, man, these books suck eggs. I'm trying desperately to keep reading, but my will is failing

Finished the second book. I'm unimpressed by how clever the author was trying to be

Well the first book told me to go fuck myself, so let's see what the second books says

Strange, disconnected, but somehow compelling. It's like scrolling your phone, but your phone is the book.

I’ve been quite enjoying the first two novels, but the third begins with a 70-page chapter which is apparently one run-on sentence. After reading about 10 pages of it I skipped to the second chapter. Maybe I missed “important information” but I refuse to read material like that.

As of now I’ve finished Nocilla Dream, the first book of the three, odd, compelling, non-sequential.