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god i hate pop culture references in fantasy novels that don’t take place in the real world

genuinely so pissed that i was robbed of an amazing father daughter relationship between thyde and flynae

why are they going to a costume party? why do they even go to public school? where’s the political intrigue? what happened with the emperor’s plot? why are we following their day to day lives like a YA highschool drama??????

what the fuck does “crush you” mean????? you keep saying it. is it fuck????? “crushing thing”???? fucking thing?????

why does he have to be a pedophile? why does it have to be romance? he’d make a perfect father figure for her after fuckin executing her real one. also why doesn’t he just kill her rapist????? he clearly has extreme leverage on this planet as lord thyde. just kill eskar??? fuck it why doesn’t he just kidnap flynae??????

bothering to establish that this species of cat-elf will never grow any body hair has the most rancid vibes on earth when the convo occurs with a grown woman and a 4 year old who i know is gonna be sexually abused under age 18 and will end up with a much older grown man who met her when she was 4

i really don’t like that she’s mentally acting like a 14 year old as a FOUR YEAR OLD

one man is a rapist pedophile and the other is a murderer pedophile. and i’m supposed to root for one of them???????

did NOT know this was scifi when i picked it

what the FUCK is happening in this book

Good I’m on episode 4 out of 60? Im reading on Kindle Vella so not really sure how far I am

I honestly wasn't sure what to think of this, but I am fully invested!! Started out a bit confused but after reading more, fell into place.

Just started this tonight and already 42% in!!

A fantasy with hints of scifi!!

Some hard parts to read too!! Read TWs 👍