Status Updates From Pros and Cons

“You love me." […]
She wasn't sure what the correct reaction to her pronouncement should have been, but she didn't think he was doing it correctly.”

Dead

“Her gift of a nursing chair made Hermione feel uncharacteristically sentimental. “It was mine when I was nursing Draco, and Lucius’ mother’s before that. I wanted you to know this child is as much a part of our family as any other Malfoy before them.”

SWEET

Thigh riding is so underrated *fans self*

“Pro: He’d bring lots of useful things to a marriage; lots of money, a well-stocked wine cellar a relatively new but firm commitment to probity and principal, nice teeth, notable skill in the bedroom, good taste in suits and quills and haircare products.*
Con: *He remains, to his detriment, Draco Malfoy.*”

I can’t

“Pro: *McLaggen would be apoplectically indignant. So satisfying*
Con: *Committing oneself to marriage is an extreme act of vengeance, to say the least.*”

I’m dead

“She knew, of course, that keeping knowledge of a man’s offspring from him was at best morally questionable if not downright villainous. She had made a flexible plan to inform him at some vague point in the not immediate future. Ideally before the baby’s first birthday. Before they went to Hogwarts. Definitely. Maybe.”

*snorts*

Fully back in my Dramione era. Can’t stop. Send help.