Status Updates From How to Cook and Eat the Rich

“For a man like yourself, wealthy and widely travelled, purveyor of exquisite dining and unusual culinary experiences, it’s only natural to feel that guilty curiosity, that questing after the ultimate experience … human flesh. Especially in this day and age, when other kinds of meat are so increasingly rare.”

Did Hannibal write this?

“If I could have but a moment of your time to—pardon, come again? Oh no! No, good God, I’m not a Mormon, nor a car salesman. Nothing like that.”

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Short and wow. Lmaooo didn’t see that coming

Only non-smoking, non-drinking, vegetarian specimens, for utmost flavour and toxin-free flesh.

Note on how to not get eaten by people in the future dystopia.

i’m very intrigued

i’m very intrigued

“Bon appétit, monsieur.”

“You are here to be butchered, you scum, parasite, money pig, bank grubber, greedy bastard landlord, and useless pen pusher.”

We may be peasants in comparison, but enough peasants can slay a dragon.

“Recipe 3: A Rich (Bastard) Stew
 
Method: First, catch yourself a rich bastard. Invite him to an elitist club where he is told that his “need” for meat will now be filled by consuming impoverished citizens, and once you have his trust and have taken several months’ worth of his money, butcher his corpse to feed the other bastards.
Let them eat themselves to death."

“ Can you tell me you’re a good person, sir, or that this is any worse than the fate you’d have given to another human being?”

“For God’s sakes, stop the sniveling. No, you cannot have any bloody mercy! Wouldn’t you have killed and eaten one of us? Haven’t you eaten your fellow gentlemen, six boxes’ worth? Wasn’t this in your original purpose in going to Neil’s Delicatessen, in paying the joining fee, in coming here tonight? ”

“Besides, any minute now and the sedatives in that wine should kick in. These are your last moments, sir, and I suggest you spend them with dignity. It’s a better death than we ever gave cows, and it’s certainly no worse than whatever death you’d have given to your hypothetical victim.”