Status Updates From Le Morte D'Arthur

"...but the joy that Sir Launcelot made of Sir Lamorak there might no man tell." Just going to assume they had sex here, that and treating this like Dark Souls is the only way I'm getting through this at this point.

The onerous nature of this text may be strong, but my desire to exclude any and all inclination to reread this from my future is stronger.

Every so often, this chivalry business rises above the stuff and machismo nonsense.