Kenna’s Reviews > Le Morte d'Arthur: King Arthur and the Legends of the Round Table > Status Update

im just not buying these numbers. at these rates knights would long have been hunted to extinction

ye olde internet surely going crazy with Bad Luck Balin memes rn

arthur's a bag of dicks. im not english enough to be upset at his encroaching death

"omg they could have killed you"
"they absolutely could not have killed me. worry about how god hates you"

feels like im flying through this dude's life. can't imagine how he has fifteen more hours of stuff to do. maybe my app isnt measuring my reading speed accurately and ill be done sooner 😊