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i think the funniest detail of this book is nick being mad as fuck the yankees are the only new york baseball team left. many such cases. to hear both my grandpas tell it it was truly the end times when the dodgers left

happy dracula crawls on the wall like a lizard day

this book would have made a banger cw or syfy show a decade ago that i wouldve eaten the fuck up

my question is can kip not just go out with his friends when scotts not around like why does he feel like he has to wait all alone in the penthouse

this is definitely a book i am reading

and the thing is i can see exactly how scott used to be steve rogers but what do you mean kip was BUCKY BARNES

its been like way too long since i read a proper high fantasy book it feels like coming home

the tone of this book perplexes me

you cannot namedrop pop culture in a book and then give me a specific year the story is set in and have those two things be incongruous why are the characters getting inspo from princess mononoke but the very next paragraph you tell me its 1996 and three chapters ago they were playing metal gear solid helppp

i love shane and every neurotic thing thats wrong with him

i love troy barrett and everything thats wrong with him. wow he has so many issues

ive been bewitched by the show into reading this and the long game and i already feel like im going a little insane DOES THIS WOMAN NOT HAVE AN EDITOR the repetition is driving me nuts. but i will persevere

both "we accept the love we think we deserve" and "in that moment i swear we were infinite" getting dropped within the first 40 pages kind of rattled me because those are straight up the only things i know about this book like wdym the pillars of 2013 tumblr aesthetic are both just in chapter 1. i always assumed they came like later or something idk

i think i like this more than one last stop so far which is crazy cause the premise one last stop is the exact sort of thing i love but the premise of this is normally not something i wouldve picked up if it wasnt by an author i already loved

i remember when this book came out that it didnt get a great reception from fans cause people thought it was super boring and dragged and im genuinely surprised bc im basically at the halfway mark and i feel like it flew by lol

there has not been enough emotional tension or build up for me to care about all the fucking like getting through it all has been so boringgggfhjkghbfkjgb

rarely do i read a book where i can tell the author is a fic writer but i can TELLLL rachel has done her time on ao3 and lj and its actually most obvious from the amount of extremely short scenes and scene breaks

im starting to feel kind of duped by this book there hasnt actually been much that could he witchcraft and ive got maybe a hundred pages left

just got so mad all over again about the movie ON GODDDD WHY DID THEY CAST A GUY WHO CANT ASK AS ALEX. turkey scene you will always be famous im sorry they butchered you...

happy dracula scales down the walls day

I WILL NOT FALL BEHIND THIS YEAR!

i will burn the world down for lishu PLEASEEE GIVE HER A BREAKKKK OMFGGGG like my heart breaks for her

the former emperor already being dead isnt enough i need a gun and several nuclear bombs

lin dealing with like 50 million apocalypses including her resurrected mom while the ex smuggler she pulled with her neurodivergent rizz and his dead wifes eyes lowkey spies on her meanwhile phalue and ranami are having an accidental child aquisiton sidequest

rao is gay as hell i think

have been abruptly reminded why i dont like listening to romance books as audiobooks. thought i might be safer with this one because of how ridiculous the premise is. error judgement on my part. WE POWER THROUGH!

jane austen actually being a character in this is genuinely fucking hilarious like its killing me. this is camp im obsessed

if i stick this book out for anything it will be for aeri. shes kind of awesome in a ridiculous camp way. unserious ass character

if im not won over by page like 120 i give up and it is nooooot looking good