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i think i started reading this during term idk

reading because my mum used to pass it around at catholic school

also can't think of a more embarrassing cover to carry around waterstones

i actually cant with rein's parts. the narrator sounds like one of those tiktok middle school boys trying to make their voices deeper ITS.SO BAD


"it was endearing. it was so fucking endearing." EVERY SINGLE LINE IN THIS GODFORSAKEN SERIES IS THIS. USE A THESAURUS. OR JUST DELETE THE SECOND SENTENCE. swearing doesn't make a character edgy it just makes them CRINGE

when will this poor kid get a break

do not need an oxycontin arch thx x

ill finish a book at some point i promise

if my future employer ever finds my goodreads im done for

if the mustiness of armpits is mentioned one more time im going to cry

im back to reading shitty recommendations from instagram 👍

now we're going around kissing strange men?????

why the fuck would you wear expired contacts

im appreciating the effort to objectify men as much as women, but you can tell david nichols just simply attracted to men

if you thought the films were bad about weight comments, let me introduce to you binge and restrict with a side of calorie counting

im sure this book has sparked at least one eating disorder

just quoted romeo and juliet 🧍

i may not be the most shakespearean scholar but at least i know wherefore means WHY

rereading for literature exam :/

procrastinated reading and now i have 3 days to read lolita and pale fire before i have to return this book

collective self-defence <3

pls stop using abbreviations - i have about forty tabs open because of them

abe sure loves japan

ive decided to count how many times mo yan mentions tits.

i think my highlighter might be sacrificed to this

pls say something useful i beg

i would like it if he stopped being racist

i have also yet to read anything useful to my essay

he likes to throw in marx sometimes

ba japanese is going interestingly

quite enjoying it

i have gotten through the first part of the prologue

i am keeping my promise lottie

My name is Uhtred, son of Uhtred, and I must always be surround by beautiful women so I can objectify them!

nvm it was a trick

the mythical fucking cambridge "subway"

"he's a good person he donates to charity 🥺🥺🥺🥺"