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Kinda annoying. Def disappointing coming off a high from reading The Wrath.

“It would be a good life. A different life. But still good”.

Omg. Jake and Chelsea announcing their pregnancy to the kids legit has to be one of the funniest things I’ve read.

Omg. “Pussy party”.

Listen, this guy is a douche and I don’t want to like him but I keep laughing.

Ok, this is kinda funny.

Man, this guy is coming off like a massively pretentious douche.

I really don’t understand how I rate this 5/5 the first time I read. Cuz I KNOW I struggled with the first bit of this the first time I read it much like I am now. Only I think it’s worse this time…

I feel like this is a lot of okay sex and very little actual substantive plot. Like the idea is there but the execution is lacking. This may be a DNF.

I feel like this is giving me a little bit of whiplash. Like they’re really back and forth with Ophelia. And it def seems like they’re only with her cuz they get high iff her blood.

I think I’m over this.

Idk about this multiple personalities thing…

Le sigh. Literally so many problems would be solved by not jumping to conclusions and having an open conversation. I’m kinda confused how Ava thinks the Marriage Contract she stumbled upon is a real thing for Tyler…

The 3yo’s speech pattern is sending me.

Honestly, the whole premise of this book is dumb to me. Like it’s literally about grown men fighting each other like a bunch of children. I don’t understand how the women in this find this attractive. The feud is hella dumb.