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Aurelio + Teo = Lumity variant????

‘a high school quarterback who was so painfully straight he was practically a pencil. Well, a pencil with bulging muscles and the tendency to answer anything anyone ever said to him with dude.’

Are Van and Miles about to become the next big ship???

‘If I wanted a moral compass, I would have stopped at a store on the way here.’ - Ok, She is fucking slaying!

Ay!!! Trans rep! Let’s go!

‘The sky was duck-egg blue with splotches of pink, and a crescent-shaped moon hung overhead, unaware of the night's departure. The air was cooler, and the village slept peacefully, the only sound being the bleating of skinny goats as they fought over the few patches of shade.’

‘I lived in a city! I took public transportation every-where.' He reverses a little too fast and I grapple for the oh-shit handle above the window, because oh shit.

‘We've known each other for almost three months; he's bound to realise there's more out there for him than just nursing wayward gay boys back to health.’

‘I follow his gaze to a storefront that looks like it used to be an ice cream shop - whats that old saying? You can take the boy out of the ice cream shop, but you can't take the cliche out of the other boy who's with him.’

‘This is karma. Point taken, universe! But you didn't have to be such a bitch about it.’

‘All my good material is wasted on this kid.
“Why are you lurking behind the couch?”
He stops tying and turns his attention to me. “Oh, I'm sorry. You were saying you enjoyed having hard wood dig into your armpit?”
Does he not hear himself? Are straight boys immune to innuendo?
Like I said. Good material. Wasted.’

‘Excuse me, new kid, having a post-apocalyptic sense of humour is my thing.’

Noelle is definitely autistic with an interest in pattern recognition

‘I'm going to assume Ruby invited you in some post-sex sapphic haze, but you're very late for dinner. Can I assume this is a booty call?’

‘Saoirse is a lesbian,’ Dad explained meaningfully to
Beth, who to her credit didn't seem to know how to respond to this proclamation. If I was in a better mood I might have joked that genuflection would suffice.’

‘He probably felt guilty about what he said too but neither of us are the type to actually apologise. We sweep it under the rug.
The rug had got awful lumpy.’

‘More like if I had to pant and puff my way up this tree, I wasn't having a pretty girl watch me do it. It'd be like climbing up the rope in PE with Kristen Stewart at the bottom looking disappointed in you. I mean she'd look like that anyway, that's just her face, but you know what I mean.’

‘That's how I kissed the only girl I ever loved to a corny eighties pop hit. When the sax solo kicked in, we broke apart laughing. For years afterwards all we had to do was hum a few bars and we would giggle. It became a refrain for our relationship. A code between us. Whenever I felt sad or stressed, she'd hum a few bars and I couldn't help but laugh and feel like everything would be OK. Because I had her.’

‘Must be nice to have so much money you forget how
to clean up after yourself,’ I sighed wistfully.
‘Saoirse, it's nice to be rich enough that I'm not annoyed you stole a bottle of CIROC Ten from me.’ He tapped the Coke bottle in my hand, which created an odd gap in the music. How he knew I'd filled it with his expensive vodka, I don't know. Let's call it an educated guess.’

‘Now sandwiches are literally the stuff of life. You can't beat food stuck between bread by a thick layer of butter. But there is nothing that looks more pathetic than sitting alone, eating a sandwich. It happens in films all the time. Whenever they want to show how sad and lonely a character is, they have them eat a sandwich at their desk or eat a sandwich on a park bench or eat a sandwich in front of the TV.’

‘I've read a bunch of think pieces about how the romantic comedy is making a comeback, but I think it's just a nineties hangover trying to crawl its way back into relevance. Like plastic chokers, glittery eyeshadow, and TV reboots.’

‘I'm 98 per cent sure that Pat opposes homosexuality, because she kept looking at me like: You corrupted the lovely Emma. But in reality, it was Emma who corrupted me with her beautiful eyes and lips, and class, and funniness. But whatever, Pat.’

They kissed!!!

‘I got the giggles, because if you'd told me I'd ever end up in a bashed-up Mazda with Kate, Emma and Pat on a Saturday night, taking a kitten to an old guy's home in Putney so that he could have a reason to live, I would have told you you’re totally crazy.’

‘P.S. Richard had his balls twisted off today, and he seems depressed about it. What have I done?’

‘I'm very clever, but I'm also clumsy AF, and I think I fell in love with Emma the way I often fall when I trip over my own teet.’

‘Here's what GCSEs have taught me above all else: I hate people.’

‘P.P.S. I just tried googling How many dead, unburied people are currently on Earth? But Google doesn't know, which is confusing, because Google knows everything.’

‘I've got a crush on Emma.’ Yeah, no shit

‘I took a picture of my bruise and sent it to Emma.
She wrote back: Tease.’ - 👀