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They kissed!!!

‘I got the giggles, because if you'd told me I'd ever end up in a bashed-up Mazda with Kate, Emma and Pat on a Saturday night, taking a kitten to an old guy's home in Putney so that he could have a reason to live, I would have told you you’re totally crazy.’

‘P.S. Richard had his balls twisted off today, and he seems depressed about it. What have I done?’

‘I'm very clever, but I'm also clumsy AF, and I think I fell in love with Emma the way I often fall when I trip over my own teet.’

‘Here's what GCSEs have taught me above all else: I hate people.’

‘P.P.S. I just tried googling How many dead, unburied people are currently on Earth? But Google doesn't know, which is confusing, because Google knows everything.’

‘I've got a crush on Emma.’ Yeah, no shit

‘I took a picture of my bruise and sent it to Emma.
She wrote back: Tease.’ - 👀

‘Me: I don't mean you, BTW. I don't hate you.
Emma: Thanks. It's good to be tolerated.
Me: OMG, whatever. You know I think you're great.
Emma: And how would I know that?
Me: Why else would I want to spend time with you, and message you, and take kitten pictures, and walk you home, and show you my bruise?
Emma: Why indeed . . .’ - GAY

‘Pat was like: You look just like me when I was young.
Whatever, Pat you were never young.’