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Bella Kidson
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‘Me: I don't mean you, BTW. I don't hate you.
Emma: Thanks. It's good to be tolerated.
Me: OMG, whatever. You know I think you're great.
Emma: And how would I know that?
Me: Why else would I want to spend time with you, and message you, and take kitten pictures, and walk you home, and show you my bruise?
Emma: Why indeed . . .’ - GAY
— Nov 15, 2022 10:13AM
Emma: Thanks. It's good to be tolerated.
Me: OMG, whatever. You know I think you're great.
Emma: And how would I know that?
Me: Why else would I want to spend time with you, and message you, and take kitten pictures, and walk you home, and show you my bruise?
Emma: Why indeed . . .’ - GAY
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Bella Kidson
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‘I'm 98 per cent sure that Pat opposes homosexuality, because she kept looking at me like: You corrupted the lovely Emma. But in reality, it was Emma who corrupted me with her beautiful eyes and lips, and class, and funniness. But whatever, Pat.’
— Nov 15, 2022 01:43PM
Bella Kidson
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‘I got the giggles, because if you'd told me I'd ever end up in a bashed-up Mazda with Kate, Emma and Pat on a Saturday night, taking a kitten to an old guy's home in Putney so that he could have a reason to live, I would have told you you’re totally crazy.’
— Nov 15, 2022 01:31PM
Bella Kidson
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‘P.S. Richard had his balls twisted off today, and he seems depressed about it. What have I done?’
— Nov 15, 2022 01:30PM
Bella Kidson
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‘I'm very clever, but I'm also clumsy AF, and I think I fell in love with Emma the way I often fall when I trip over my own teet.’
— Nov 15, 2022 01:29PM
Bella Kidson
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‘Here's what GCSEs have taught me above all else: I hate people.’
— Nov 15, 2022 12:58PM
Bella Kidson
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‘P.P.S. I just tried googling How many dead, unburied people are currently on Earth? But Google doesn't know, which is confusing, because Google knows everything.’
— Nov 15, 2022 12:50PM
Bella Kidson
is on page 260 of 374
‘I took a picture of my bruise and sent it to Emma.
She wrote back: Tease.’ - 👀
— Nov 15, 2022 10:14AM
She wrote back: Tease.’ - 👀
Bella Kidson
is on page 247 of 374
‘Pat was like: You look just like me when I was young.
Whatever, Pat you were never young.’
— Nov 15, 2022 10:11AM
Whatever, Pat you were never young.’
