Kia Borner > Recent Status Updates

This is just getting crazier and crazier, chapter by chapter LMAOOO

“I sucked the electrolytes outta your pussy, we go together”

CZAR PLEASE LMFAOOOOO

I’m screaming.

Ray is so fucking hilarious 😭😭

Chance gotta GOOOOO

This is good as I expected. But I feel that Ikenna jumps to conclusions SO QUICKLY. I get she’s on her revenge tour and trying to put pieces together but damn girl. Slow your roll!

But i totally understand even though i think she’s a bit irrational and hotheaded 🤣

“I can’t expect your submission if I don’t offer mine. But you will be the only person who will ever bring me to my fucking knees.”

ELIAS PLS 😭🥹😩

So much has happened already 😭😭😭😭😭

I’m bouta fcking cry 😩😩😩😩

So let me get this FKING STRAIGHT.

Margot is upset that this man doesn’t tell her every fkkkkkking aspect of his life but they

1. Haven’t even defined the relationship
2. She questions if he even likes her fr
3. She has only told 1 person (NOTE EVEN HIM) that she really really likes him fr


DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON LIKE AND ALL HAI FKIN LIES.
Imagine being 28 and lying to your mom about stuff…

Margo- “OMG NOOOO IM SO MUCH OLDER THAN HIMMM. DOES IT BOTHER HIM?! I HOPE HES OKAY WITH IT OMG IM SO MUCH OLDER. GUYS HIS AGE DONT SETTLE DOWN OMG”


She’s 34, he’s 28. 😐😐😐😐😐

The way that she was acting I thought she was in her fking late 40s.

Margo, don’t PMO.

AYE CHANNING TALKING THAT SHIT 😛😛😛

This book is actually scaring me already 😭😭😭