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abs is on page 276 of 384 of How Bad Things Can Get

The paranormal fandom-cult analogy is RIGHT there and we're going to take a hard left into murder hide-and-seek territory instead??? Can we get any more cartoonish???

— Feb 10, 2026 06:46PM Add a comment

abs is on page 122 of 384 of How Bad Things Can Get

"digging up the body of a cult leader who died 50 years ago is no big deal as long as I'm offered a quarter mil." -the average Mr. Beast watcher, probably

— Feb 08, 2026 11:50AM Add a comment

abs is on page 292 of 327 of Beautyland

Girlypop, how long are you gonna keep this dead dog in your freezer??? 😭😭😭

— Feb 04, 2026 05:59PM Add a comment

abs is on page 187 of 327 of Beautyland

The whiplash between "My wife left because of my Snoopy obsession" and "Someone flew a plane into the World Trade Center" is SENDING me

— Feb 02, 2026 08:50PM Add a comment

abs is on page 77 of 327 of Beautyland

"It seems sentient. Definitely malevolent." Most accurate penis description I've read. Romance writers will never top this

— Feb 01, 2026 01:45PM Add a comment

abs is 54% done with Wuthering Heights

Everyone in this book is an asshole (compliment)

— Jan 28, 2026 05:41PM Add a comment

abs is 20% done with Wuthering Heights

emerald fennell, my diva, how are you spinning a romance out of this one???? pray tell????

— Jan 21, 2026 07:39PM Add a comment

abs is 11% done with Wuthering Heights

I forgot what little assholes they were as kids

— Jan 18, 2026 05:48AM Add a comment

abs is on page 322 of 323 of Silver Nitrate

Y'all nerfed a ghost nazi and completely u-hauled but haven't even kissed yet??? Okay then (review to come)

— Jan 17, 2026 06:00PM Add a comment

abs is on page 44 of 323 of Silver Nitrate

Help i can't stop staring at the cover now that i know Tristán's left pupil is bigger than his right

— Jan 05, 2026 09:08PM Add a comment

abs is on page 272 of 336 of Bookshops & Bonedust (Legends & Lattes, #0)

The animated skeleton reads smut. RIP Satchel, you would've loved AO3

— Jan 02, 2026 08:12PM Add a comment

abs is on page 25 of 336 of Bookshops & Bonedust (Legends & Lattes, #0)

Curbing my Tiny Bookshop addiction by reading about a tiny bookshop instead 😌 and the owldog's name is Potroast 😭😭😭

— Jan 01, 2026 12:18PM Add a comment

abs is on page 330 of 384 of A Dark and Drowning Tide

— Dec 07, 2025 06:04PM Add a comment

abs is on page 363 of 414 of Battle of the Bookstores

"STFUATTDLAGG" this should NOT be a serious moment, this is a COMEDY, I am CACKLING

— Nov 30, 2025 08:11AM Add a comment

abs is on page 100 of 414 of Battle of the Bookstores

So glad Ryan isn't a real person bc the performative men reading joke would have had him taken out back and shot like a lame horse

— Nov 24, 2025 03:13PM Add a comment

abs is on page 330 of 384 of A Dark and Drowning Tide

I'm sorry I know this is supposed to be a serious plot point but Heike's "I knew it!" has me rolling. It's just this meme:

— Nov 03, 2025 07:41PM Add a comment

abs is on page 286 of 384 of A Dark and Drowning Tide

Screaming crying throwing up

— Nov 03, 2025 06:36PM Add a comment

abs is on page 140 of 384 of A Dark and Drowning Tide

Fake IDGAFer. I see you yearning

— Nov 02, 2025 06:58PM Add a comment

abs is 55% done with Where the Library Hides (Secrets of the Nile, #2)

Inez's insistence on tagging along for dangerous situations when she has the combat skills of a wet tissue is fucking hilarious

— Nov 01, 2025 04:11PM Add a comment

abs is 22% done with Where the Library Hides (Secrets of the Nile, #2)

This book is also a hot mess but the melodrama is so crazy I'm invested

— Oct 31, 2025 12:50PM Add a comment

abs is 99% done with What the River Knows (Secrets of the Nile, #1)

I'm convinced the only reason I could read this book in like 4 days was because nothing actually happened (review to come)

— Oct 30, 2025 06:50PM Add a comment

abs is 50% done with What the River Knows (Secrets of the Nile, #1)

This feels like The Mummy except without the bi panic and the general Camp™ factor (which is to say... It's just a book set in Egypt)

— Oct 29, 2025 02:27PM Add a comment

abs is on page 399 of 400 of A Short Walk Through a Wide World

you're telling me Aubry Tourvel walked the entire world but there's one place she never explored: another woman's body (review to come)

— Oct 22, 2025 07:28PM Add a comment

abs is on page 331 of 400 of A Short Walk Through a Wide World

I'm fucking rioting Douglas what the fuck would you do that to me

— Oct 17, 2025 06:14PM Add a comment

abs is on page 267 of 400 of A Short Walk Through a Wide World

Aubry gets a hot milf bisexual arc????? When???? (Don't queerbait me now, Douglas)

— Oct 17, 2025 04:12PM Add a comment

abs is starting Clarimonde

help i'm addicted to early vampire literature

— Oct 15, 2025 05:40PM Add a comment

abs is 45% done with The Vampyre

Time for more vampire lit

— Oct 14, 2025 03:33PM Add a comment

abs is on page 144 of 400 of A Short Walk Through a Wide World

This feels like a very long walk actually (good thing I like long walks)

— Oct 07, 2025 08:35PM Add a comment

abs is finished with A Steeping of Blood (Blood and Tea, #2)

You know... I'm not mad about this ending, but I have some words for it (review to come)

— Oct 01, 2025 06:29PM Add a comment

abs is on page 327 of 435 of A Steeping of Blood (Blood and Tea, #2)

Faizal put crack in these books I stg

— Sep 30, 2025 05:17PM Add a comment

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