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"It seems sentient. Definitely malevolent." Most accurate penis description I've read. Romance writers will never top this
— Feb 01, 2026 01:45PM
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abs
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Girlypop, how long are you gonna keep this dead dog in your freezer??? 😭😭😭
— Feb 04, 2026 05:59PM
abs
is on page 187 of 327
The whiplash between "My wife left because of my Snoopy obsession" and "Someone flew a plane into the World Trade Center" is SENDING me
— Feb 02, 2026 08:50PM