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The whiplash between "My wife left because of my Snoopy obsession" and "Someone flew a plane into the World Trade Center" is SENDING me
— 11 hours, 30 min ago
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"It seems sentient. Definitely malevolent." Most accurate penis description I've read. Romance writers will never top this
— Feb 01, 2026 01:45PM
