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this audiobook narrator is getting unbearable

i wish this was a modern au instead of a vague medieval fantasy, tbh. i feel like the modernized aspects would work better in like a superhero universe. but maybe that’s bc this just makes me think of better things (megamind)

LITERALLY the first thing i would’ve said in evie’s situation was “that’s not mine.” this is so stupid lmao

“you’re gonna be disgusted at how evil my methodology is” and it’s just how loss prevention departments in retail handle shoplifters

her lack of self preservation needs to be studied in the lab

i’ve never wanted a character to die more than

“i liked you bc you didn’t lead a woman on even when she was interested in you” the bar is in HELL. oh my GOD