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The text chats are hilarious😂

I’m just in a romance mood🥰

SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!!

But the one I’m most confused about is Nesta suddenly having all these badass abilities??? I thought she lost most or all of her power when she saved Feyre but suddenly she can conjure silver fire like it’s second nature? I read a 500 page Nesta training arc and I’m pretty sure that wasn’t a part of it. I cannot wait to finish this book and have ACOTAR 6 release🙏🏻

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I LOVE that it was actually Ethan’s perfect day all along🥹

This girl is about to define the phrase “oh no, it’s the consequences of my own actions”

💀💀💀

Okay I love rebellious Emilie and low key autistic lover boy Nick (he is so down bad for her and always has been and that is so Wes Bennett coded😍)!!

But there’s no way this day doesn’t come back to bite her in the ass. She’s definitely going to wake up to some serious consequences and I think even if I did break out of groundhogs day purgatory under those circumstances I would kms then too😂 poor Em

If I had to re-live the worst day of my life over and over I think I’d kill myself

I don’t know how to interpret that ending and I really don’t know how to feel about it.

I’m actually going to kill myself

And nooowww we’re getting somewhere. Hello Ryker😏 Currently picturing the actor that plays John Logan in the new Off Campus series. Peak.

Never in my life have a wanted to punch a fictional female character square in the face more than I do Kiersten. The girl is the devil incarnate. This book is BRUTAL.

It’s time.

I did not know just how big this universe was going to expand. I’m obsessed with the Bryce meeting the inner circle plot line. I have so many theories boiling in my brain. I NEED to finish this before ACOTAR 6 this fall, and apologies in advance to everyone who knows me—I’m going to be absolutely INSUFFERABLE this year.

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That was the calmest gun detainment I’ve ever read.

Hey… so this is awkward…

Yeah. I’m almost done🧍🏻‍♀️

Heather texts: “Wait cuz I need to finish Catching Fire first”
ME: 👩🏻‍🦯‍➡️👩🏻‍🦯‍➡️👩🏻‍🦯‍➡️

Heather… I don’t think I’m strong enough to slow down… it’s just so juicy😩

Also, idk if you’re going to do this too since ur on audio, but I can literally ONLY picture Jared and Leighton in these roles now. Like talk about perfect casting. (Except for the fact that Leighton is STUNNING and they point out several times how ordinary looking Hannah is💀)

Why is everyone so mean to her💀

It was time for another romcom, and with Jared Padelecki and Leighton Meester staring in the movie coming up, this was the obvious choice.

Hi Heather ;)

TAIRN???

Bruh…😐

DON’T PLAY WITH MY FEELINGS LIKE THAT!! I literally almost just gave up reading for life. Would’ve been a one star so fast. NEVER do that again😡

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Welcome back, cutie 🦊🤍

What. The. Absolute. Fuck. Was. That.

There’s no way, bro. There is NO WAY that actually just happened. NO WAY AM I LESS THAN 50 PAGES AWAY FROM FINISHING ONLY FOR CALLIE HART TO KILL OFF THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS BOOK.

I would literally rather have anyone else die. Like Saeris, herself, could’ve died and I wouldn’t gaf. What was that.

I can’t stop crying—this is like the worst time to be on my period.

So is the Hazrax supposed to be like the Suriel of Quicksilver?

Also, lowkey, I’m sad that Tal did that. I really wanted to see Saeris change the blood court under her own power and influence. She was such a badass queen.

Carrion and Onyx are still carrying 😍🦊🪴

I keep forgetting to update but I’ve made progress. The paper stargazer birds and Edina’s book is soooo creative I loved that!

But Fisher and Saeris have a lot of sex considering the peril their kingdoms are under🫤 Maybe danger makes them horny. It worked for Rhys and Feyre🤷🏻‍♀️

Am I finally half way?😩

Wow this really was like the blueprint for dystopian YA. Well, this and Hunger Games, of course. Four and Tris are so much hotter in the book and I didn’t even think that was possible. I do like some of the changes the movie made, though tbh💁🏻‍♀️

Watched the movie for like the 500th time the other day and decided that it was time. I didn’t want to pick up this series because I know what happens at the end of the last book (GARBAGE ENDING BTW) but the author announced that she’s coming out with another book where Tris ends up in another faction and I’m kind of curious, so I had to read the original first🤷🏻‍♀️ My FOMO controls my life I fear

- THEY CAN DREAM BANG???
- I am genuinely interested in the history of these males; I wanna see life when they were all friends (Fisher, Tal, Ren, Foley, Lorreth, & their sisters)
- Carrion has a very special place in my heart

This world is fucked up as is, does there have to be mean girls in it, too?😩 I will be genuinely surprised if there is actual magic in this world and not the stupid rumor that everyone is saying about women.

Why are these chapters so long😫

Rosabelle has the worst communication skills I’ve ever seen

AHHH OKAY JAMES😍 James and Rosabelle might be even spicier than Aaron and Juliette—we’ll see. Something about them is oddly tender. Overall I love this series because these character are so unserious and I love it! Their whole world is literally being threatened and they’re all just throwing out shits and giggles and Rosa’s just there like: 🧍🏼‍♀️😦